Biography of GOD: a holy story.

thread starter TRUTH May 19 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Most famous for his creation of the universe, space, time, reality, among other things, but really? The real question is: why the hell do you all keep talking about it? Talking about religion only leads to anger, distrust, and hate. Welcome to the real world. And that goes for "athiesm" too. all it results in is inexplicable destruction that will eventaully have ravaged the human species completely. If you were not smart enough to comprehend this, which apparently some are not on this site, what I am saying is that if you keep your beliefs (or lack there of) to yourself, no one will be harmed. The end.

AlaaBrus May 19 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

mickmaster said: "Holymythos, you sound like a condescending prick" Oh shut up. If the thread starter is going to merely copy and paste work that isn't his he deserves to be named and shamed. Not a single line exerted from HolyMythos was condescending, he was merely curious as to the works origin. Bloody idiot. "Thanks for the clarification, I'm pretty new here. I didn't know this was such a hostile place for intellectual vocabularies. I'll try to "dumb it down" a little." If anything, this guys the pompous git whose condescending.

hombre4554 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

TRUTH said: " Now please, point out where I said that. Oh wait, I didn't. Haha! Good one. *High fives*. You're really, really funny." u didnt have to say it, it was implied in ur message

felix29304 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

TRUTH said: " Now please, point out where I said that. Oh wait, I didn't. Haha! Good one. *High fives*. You're really, really funny." Well then, you should stop talking about it ;)

TRUTH 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

AlaaBrus said: " Oh shut up. If the thread starter is going to merely copy and paste work that isn't his he deserves to be named and shamed. Not a single line exerted from HolyMythos was condescending, he was merely curious as to the works origin. Bloody idiot." Please show me where I copy pasted anything. Thank you. HolyMythos said: " Oh right, because you can't edit your main thread to make me wrong. New people don't join a website and just post a copypasta of religion from encyclopedia dramatica. At least no new person that I've ever met." If you're not going to give some kind of proof that I edited my post in the first place, then why bother me about it so much? Seriously. I'm glad you enjoy seriously interrogating newcomers to make yourself feel popular or something, but seriously! Think about it. What motive would I have to post a copy paste from such a vulgar site as "encycdramatica". I've read what, 3 articles on that site and I know it's the most horrendously brain-shockingly unintelligent thing I've seen my whole life. Not only that, but then directly contradicts what I am going to say in a thread 5 minutes later? Think about the logic behind that, then tell me I "C&P"ed or whatever.

hombre4554 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

TRUTH said: " Please show me where I copy pasted anything. Thank you. If you're not going to give some kind of proof that I edited my post in the first place, then why bother me about it so much? Seriously. I'm glad you enjoy seriously interrogating newcomers to make yourself feel popular or something, but seriously! Think about it. What motive would I have to post a copy paste from such a vulgar site as "encycdramatica". I've read what, 3 articles on that site and I know it's the most horrendously brain-shockingly unintelligent thing I've seen my whole life. Not only that, but then directly contradicts what I am going to say in a thread 5 minutes later? Think about the logic behind that, then tell me I "C&P"ed or whatever." dude he has a quote of ur original

ColouredCrayons May 19 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

mickmaster said: "Holymythos, you sound like a condescending prick" Maybe he has reason to be that way, he is an older Basiler. He isn't some senile, senescent old fool; he just smiles down upon plagarism.

felix29304 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

hombre4554 said: " dude he has a quote of ur original" Yep.

TRUTH 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

hombre4554 said: " dude he has a quote of ur original" I'm 100% sure I didn't post that. You realize how easy it is to edit quotes? I did have the word "genitals" in it, but it was 100% unrelated to that encyclopedia. If you guys care so much, why don't you just drop it? Honestly, the point of this thread is completely gone now that the "thought/vocab" police decided to raid me.

HolyMythos 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

TRUTH said: " Please show me where I copy pasted anything. Thank you. If you're not going to give some kind of proof that I edited my post in the first place, then why bother me about it so much? Seriously. I'm glad you enjoy seriously interrogating newcomers to make yourself feel popular or something, but seriously! Think about it. What motive would I have to post a copy paste from such a vulgar site as "encycdramatica". I've read what, 3 articles on that site and I know it's the most horrendously brain-shockingly unintelligent thing I've seen my whole life. Not only that, but then directly contradicts what I am going to say in a thread 5 minutes later? Think about the logic behind that, then tell me I "C&P"ed or whatever." Proof: TRUTH said: "Most famous for his creation of the universe, space, time, reality, among other things, he has received mixed responses since. Less known accomplishments include flooding the Earth, killing every first born son in Egypt and keeping Muhammad's hashish stock supplied. Despite this involvement many have wondered whether God is really doing it all for the lulz, considering the inexplicable randomness with which he carries out acts of healing and smiting as well as his conspicuous absences at many major events throughout history (e.g. the Holocaust). Although millions of still-born fetuses hit the ground with a thud and millions more are ravaged by illness, it is some relief to know that his face will appear in home-made pies with alarming regularity." That's the harsh truth

felix29304 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

TRUTH said: " I'm 100% sure I didn't post that. You realize how easy it is to edit quotes? I did have the word "genitals" in it, but it was 100% unrelated to that encyclopedia. If you guys care so much, why don't you just drop it? Honestly, the point of this thread is completely gone now that the "thought/vocab" police decided to raid me." Your the one who denies everything. If I were to say "left" you would say "right".

Omar 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

TRUTH said: " Please show me where I copy pasted anything. Thank you. If you're not going to give some kind of proof that I edited my post in the first place, then why bother me about it so much? Seriously. I'm glad you enjoy seriously interrogating newcomers to make yourself feel popular or something, but seriously! Think about it. What motive would I have to post a copy paste from such a vulgar site as "encycdramatica". I've read what, 3 articles on that site and I know it's the most horrendously brain-shockingly unintelligent thing I've seen my whole life. Not only that, but then directly contradicts what I am going to say in a thread 5 minutes later? Think about the logic behind that, then tell me I "C&P"ed or whatever." You failed at lying and at trying to cover up your lies.

TRUTH May 19 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

HolyMythos said: " Proof: That's the harsh truth " I'd edit some quotes to, but I think it's against the rules. felix said: "Your the one who denies everything. If I were to say "left" you would say "right"." left.

ColouredCrayons 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

hombre4554 said: " mang ur usin big words urself and i think u meant inhabited w/ all ur big words -.-" My statement was purely direct at one individual which I assumed could comprehend what I was trying to say. If you think my diction is too grandiloquent either go to link or disregard my posts.

HolyMythos 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

TRUTH said: " I'd edit some quotes to, but I think it's against the rules. left." Would you like me to get a mod in here to show everyone the edited post history of your main post?

felix29304 05/19/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

TRUTH said: " I'd edit some quotes to, but I think it's against the rules." Dude..I would vouch for HolyMythos, as I saw the original post...and I would say he has alot more authority than you do.