rant on rock paper scissors

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thread starter daniel3b Nov 07 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no freaking way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat up anybody. a rock would tear that crap up in 2 seconds. when i play rock paper scissors, i always choose rock. then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper, i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, im sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you asshole

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parsapwner1 11/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

LOL DAN! How many left?

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Fliss 11/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hows rock going to beat paper? its going to lie on the paper?

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Todesser 11/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Fliss : Hows rock going to beat paper? its going to lie on the paper? [/quote] It's going to lift itself up to make Patrick come out and rip the paper into tiny parts. Afterwards the rock goes jelly fishing.

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Arcobaleno 11/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

LOL @ ''i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, im sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you asshole''

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Jake305 11/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Arcobaleno : LOL @ ''i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, im sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you asshole'' [/quote] Thank you for pointing out that you laughed at it, your comment just emphasises the hilarity of that post in which i unfortunately missed.

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HolyJunker 11/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This is really old.

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cgkan 11/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Burrrr, its cold in here

codypwnsu2 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

THIS ENDS NOW! That's how paper wins. -_- How do you not know this?

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spiritzangetsu 11/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

yes. finally someone agrees with me. wth is paper supposed to do to a rock. like seriously? rock can freaking rip holes through the paper.

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codypwnsu2 11/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] spiritzangetsu : yes. finally someone agrees with me. wth is paper supposed to do to a rock. like seriously? rock can freaking rip holes through the paper. [/quote] Paper has the power of persuasion! Have you ever heard the phrase "dumb as a rock?"

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spiritzangetsu 11/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] codypwnsu2 : Paper has the power of persuasion! Have you ever heard the phrase "dumb as a rock?" [/quote] Because persuasion is definitely going to help you in rock paper scissors.

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codypwnsu2 11/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

spiritzangetsu : It will if you're analyzing it on a level such as the thread starter is doing. :]

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Kakeru 11/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Let's see a rock the size of your fist put a hole in some very thick construction paper. But you can't throw the rock, you have to use the same force you se to beat scissors.

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codypwnsu2 11/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yeah let's see you throw a hole in a piece of paper that's lying on the floor.

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