Funniest joke you've ever heard?

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thread starter aymami Sep 28 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I like this one "Random guy: why is Justin Beiber so white? Me: there is no sun in the closet"

zigenlady + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

that one's old OT: "Hey look, a blob!"

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aymami 09/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yea, but ive been out of the loop for awhile so i just heard it 5 minutes ago

SerenadeBass 09/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

At mcdonalds, only girls can tell guys to get back in the kitchen

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mlsxxx13 09/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

hmmm... "The game?"

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ninjagouk 09/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hey! Do you want to know a joke? Whut? YOU!1!

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rhythm 09/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

what's brown and sticky? A STICK LOLOLOLOLOL! i need a new joke...

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mlsxxx13 09/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Elzonal : how many black guys does it take to shingle a roof? depends how think you cut them What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout returns from camp HAR HAR HAR [/quote] .... your jokes suck, brah.

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MatthewDough 09/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What's a chef's favorite day of the week? Fry -day. Hurrhurr I made a punny

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PaintStains 09/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What was the guy doing to the cow when he discovered milk?

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Dill 09/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

yo mama so stupid wen she was givin birth to u they said u gotta get a C section the ur mom replys aww but i thought i passed tht in the third grade>:O

Dill 09/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

yo momma is so fat that when she sat on the toilet it fall hahahahahahaaahahah

DarkDragoon 09/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Two atoms are walking down a street. One bumps into something. He says, "oh man, i think i lost an electron." The other one asks, "are you sure?" He replies, "yeah, i'm positive." HARDYHARDYHARDYHARHAR

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animals74 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Joke: My friend told me to search up " girls " on Google. Here's the results: Did you mean: Justin Bieber Justin Bieber - Wikipedia, The free Encyclopedia! Justin Drew Bieber is a Canadian pop-R&B singer. Bieber was discovered in 2008 who found Bieber's videos on YouTube and later ... Youtube - Justin Bieber One Time i complete het det loser! he is su mean men! zomg! Images for Justin Bieber

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Odysseus 09/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] DarkDragoon : Two atoms are walking down a street. One bumps into something. He says, "oh man, i think i lost an electron." The other one asks, "are you sure?" He replies, "yeah, i'm positive." HARDYHARDYHARDYHARHAR [/quote] You messed up the joke! They were ions! Anyways, that was in my science textbook.

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