Joke thread! LOOL

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thread starter Enliight Sep 20 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Post your funniest material!

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bluphoenix11 09/20/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] timemaster111 : What's the difference between a bottle and puberty? A bottle hit Justin Bieber. [/quote] HEY THAT WAS MY JOKE!

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flarebow100 09/20/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] bluphoenix11 : HEY THAT WAS MY JOKE! [/quote] You werent the first one to make it up :o

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bluphoenix11 09/20/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] flarebow100 : You werent the first one to make it up :o [/quote] Yes...But I was the first one to post it!

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ragnerkiller 09/20/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Guy 1: Man... Stop eating my food! Guy 2: I want some, I didn't eat anything today! Guy 1: Stop taking my food! Guy 2: No! Guy 1: Omg, you're so fat your boobs weigh more than my mom! Guy 2: -No Comment-

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bluphoenix11 09/20/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I dream of a world where chickens can cross roads without their motives being questioned.

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Windexcar 09/20/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] ragnerkiller : Guy 1: Man... Stop eating my food! Guy 2: I want some, I didn't eat anything today! Guy 1: Stop taking my food! Guy 2: No! Guy 1: Omg, you're so fat your boobs weigh more than my mom! Guy 2: -No Comment- [/quote] o_o And then?

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Transcendence 09/20/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Windexcar : o_o And then? [/quote] he just the food with his friend.

SnowMan101 09/20/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I remember one about a farmers daughter and 3 men and they all have to bring some sort of fruit back from the farmers market and they all are told if they wanna marry this girl they have to shove the fruit they brought up their bums and some guy had broughten a watermelon, ya it's old but it's hilarious and I'm way to lazy to type it all out.

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ho1yxxcleric 09/20/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What's the similarity between Linsey Lohan and Listerine? They are both filled with alcohol. :D I made it up. CREDITS TO ME!

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bluphoenix11 09/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You are in a room with a panther, a boa, and a lawyer, you have a gun with two shots left, what do you do? shoot the lawyer twice.

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timemaster111 09/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] bluphoenix11 : Yes...But I was the first one to post it! [/quote] Fine then. If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

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