Funny Noob Speeches

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thread starter LearnToSpel Aug 31 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Over my time of playing MS, I've collected a few noob speeches that I found funny: -gimme 1 mil or i mass defame u my guild will help -I WANT THAT STAF! -u r a noob noob -DB starts ksing me, I say "Dude, ksing is not cool..." and the DB replies: "i know" and he continues to ks me. Well that's all that I can remember, if you have some, feel free to post

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TehTaicho 08/31/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

n00b: "OMG ur a DrK! how can i be one?" Me:"Warrior> Spearman> don't quit @ Lvl. 40> DK> DrK" n00b:"how you know that?" Me: F3

My Characters: AlphaYak - 127 Scania Dark Knight

Ichimurai 08/31/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"Stop Killing my leecher!" a Bishop said that to me when i was training my DB...i swear...bishop leeching someone Vs DB Kser ...LOL she didn't stand a chance...

My Characters: Quiltada - 135 Khaini Corsair

Kingsleh 08/31/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

not funny, original, or even a speech

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1337Mastz0r 08/31/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] FireTuhRuck : Anyone recall the one "Get out of this channel, or i'll ruin Inception for you" [/quote] Oh my gosh. That's one for the ages. :'D

My Characters: beardedmama - 20 Scania Aran Awakened

immaliku 08/31/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

an evan was spammin in cc1 fm m3s0rs pl0x or my dragon will eat my family! no jk

My Characters: windcatcherz - 133 Scania Aran in Hope

Masinko 08/31/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"Collecting mesos for the earthquake in Haiti! All donations are kindly accepted" I donated because it made me chuckle in real life

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helloJL 08/31/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

*In FM,* "I have a bug that makes me cancel trade."

My Characters: ikilly0udie - 122 Khaini F/P Arch Mage

DecoyChicken 08/31/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

offer

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infferrno 08/31/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Vice President Cheney, Mr. Chief Justice, President Carter, President Bush, President Clinton, members of the United States Congress, Reverend, clergy, distinguished guests, fellow citizens: On this day, prescribed by law and marked by ceremony, we celebrate the durable wisdom of our Constitution and recall the deep commitments that unite our country. I am grateful for the honor of this hour, mindful of the consequential times in which we live and determined to fulfill the oath that I have sworn and you have witnessed. At this second gathering, our duties are defined not by the words I use, but by the history we have seen together. For a half a century, America defended our own freedom by standing watch on distant borders. After the shipwreck of communism came years of relative quiet, years of repose, years of sabbatical. And then there came a day of fire. We have seen our vulnerability and we have seen its deepest source. For as long as whole regions of the world simmer in resentment and tyranny, prone to ideologies that feed hatred and excuse murder, violence will gather and multiply in destructive power and cross the most defended borders and raise a mortal threat. There is only one force of history that can break the reign of hatred and resentment and expose the pretensions of tyrants and reward the hopes of the decent and tolerant, and that is the force of human freedom. We are led, by events and common sense, to one conclusion: The survival of liberty in our land increasingly depends on the success of liberty in other lands. [Applause] The best hope for peace in our world is the expansion of freedom in all the world. America's vital interests and our deepest beliefs are now one. From the day of our founding, we have proclaimed that every man and woman on this earth has rights and dignity and matchless value, because they bear the image of the maker of heaven and Earth. [Applause] Across the generations, we have proclaimed the imperative of self-government, because no one is fit to be a master and no one deserves to be a slave. [Applause] Fancying these ideals is the mission that created our nation. It is the honorable achievement of our fathers. Now it is the urgent requirement of our nation's security and the calling of our time. So it is the policy of the United States to seek and support the growth of democratic movements and institutions in every nation and culture with the ultimate goal of ending tyranny in our world. [Applause] This is not primarily the task of arms, though we will defend ourselves and our friends by force of arms when necessary. Freedom, by its nature, must be chosen and defended by citizens and sustained by the rule of law and the protection of minorities. And when the soul of a nation finally speaks, the institutions that arise may reflect customs and traditions very different from our own. America will not impose our own style of government on the unwilling. Our goal, instead, is to help others find their own voic

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VvAnnievV 08/31/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

some NW was talking to someone and I was there and he was like "GO AWAIIII, OR IMMA KS YOU ON MY 180 NW" I was like.... 120 lvl cygnus cap? and I thought I was a noob sometimes... :P

My Characters: VvAnnievV - 117 Bellocan Blaze Wizard