In need of help

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thread starter xlmattmanlx Aug 19 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'm currently enrolled in a Ap Economics class, and i need some help. Not about economics, not about history, but about a joke. Our teacher wants us to tell a joke to the class, and if half of the class laughs, then you get 1 point. You get 3 tries. after the 3rd unsuccessful try, you will get a negative point. So i need your help basil to give me your best joke you have.

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Gaga 08/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"Laugh please I will give you all 5 dollars after class if you do"

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aznseal 08/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why does beyonce sing to the left to the left? Women don't have rights.

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RemixArtist 08/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Does it have to be an Economics Joke?

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S14Enthusiast 08/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

2 Asians walk into a bar. 2 weeks later they own it! ohohoh

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RajaAKshay 08/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] aznseal : Why does beyonce sing to the left to the left? Women don't have rights. [/quote] I'm laughing so hard right now. I hate you...

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xlmattmanlx 08/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

no any type, preferably not racist, but if there isn't other good ones, then i'll have to use it.

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TygaTygaTyga 08/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What's so good about doing twenty six year-olds? Answer: There's twenty of them.

Legendary777 08/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The joke I posted in the General Section: A man asked God, "Is a penny equal to a million dollars in Heaven?" God replied, "Yes." The man then asked, "Is a second equal to a million hours in Heaven?" God then replied, "Yes." The man finally asked, "God, may I have a penny then?" And God replied, "Sure, just wait a second."

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Underfree 08/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Knock Knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? LOLOLOL.

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Asdfin 08/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Legendary777 : The joke I posted in the General Section: A man asked God �God, -what is one-hundred million dollars to you?� God replied �It�s just a penny� The man asked �God, what is one-hundred million years to you?� God relied �It�s merely a second� The man begged �God, give me a penny!� God said �In just a second�� [/quote] Fixed. Made me lol, mang. Good job.

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xlmattmanlx 08/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

keep them coming please

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9tailed9 08/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Is your dad a turtle? Because he has a big neck

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Fabregas 08/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Is that your girlfriend? I thought I recognized her.

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9tailed9 08/19/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Fabregas : Is that your girlfriend? I thought I recognized her. [/quote] Is that your suushi roll ? Because they're hotter than wasabi

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