crazy things that have happened at your school

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thread starter EenRite Jul 09 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'll start with a few: - My elementary school was adjacent to a small farm of sorts. One day, a goat got loose and terrorized the kids on the playground who were out for recess. It only ended when the principal came out and grabbed it by the horns, holding it still until the owners of the farm came to retrieve it. - In junior high we had a 'phantom pooper' that would periodically take a dump right on the bathroom floor. It eventually escalated to a point where every time a new turd was spotted, the school went on lockdown and teachers had to submit a list of kids that they had allowed to use the bathroom during that period. The kid was eventually apprehended. - During my freshman year of high school, someone smeared poop all over the mirrors of the large boys bathroom in the elective hallway (it was allegedly a different kid). - There was this tall, lanky burnout kid in my high school class. This kid looked like he had checked out permanently--He always had the same vacant look on his face and I had never even seen him talk, personally. One day I stopped seeing him. Not long after, everyone found out that the kid had taken a large amount of magic mushrooms, stripped naked, and punched out the windshield of a car in his neighborhood. When the cops arrived, he fought them, and apparently it took a few officers to restrain him. He showed up a couple weeks later with a heavily bandaged arm. - There was a bizarre incident involving one of the high school french teachers when I was in 9th grade. Somehow he managed to lock himself out of his apartment naked. He had fallen off of his second story balcony. When the cops showed up, he was completely incoherent and demanded a menthol cigarette from them. Inside his house, they found some painkillers and some pot. We never saw him at school again. One of my friends (our class president) was unusually close with him, and kept in touch with him for a long time after the incident. He just said that the guy had a lot of personal problems that he was trying to work out. I felt bad because he was a really chill teacher. - Our junior high is located across the street from a strip mall plaza with a pizza place. The road between them is really busy, and the school staff were pretty anal about having school dances, because kids always left to get pizza when the dances ended. One night (this was after I had moved on to high school) these two ditsy girls were making their way across the street for some pizza, and one of them lost their flip-flop. Both of them were hit by a car trying to retrieve it. One of them died, the other was in the hospital for a long time. Turned out that the guy driving the car was a parole officer. If I think of more, I'll post them. Share some of yours.

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raisuke 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

everyone in the school rushes to the black top for no reason

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Guava 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

the last one. ohmy. none i can think of.

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KingFire12 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

In middle school they found a bullet on the floor in the hallway so they locked down the entire building for 2 hours. No gun.

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GarretReborn 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

there was some guy with a gun robbing a bank 2 blocks away from my school. we had to go under lock-down.

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reaps 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

a lot of kids in the area die due to drunk drivers and not wearing seatbelts um what else? not much

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rbbbehal 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Some guy had a Segre and we thought he was doing the "family guy" so we just watched him there for 20 mins

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unkownstar09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

5 kids got expelled 1 week before school ended. In elementary school if you were found with any cards (pokemon & such) the principle would come light it on fire and throw it away. We went under lock-down cause some guys were shooting guns in the air near our school.(elementary)

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zzz, youre making my school sound boring. but i guess stupid asian-ified elitist selective boys schools are like that. one that comes to mind. recently this software genius from our school got caught hacking the school computers. basically what he did was install some rogue software on a library computer so he could control that computer from home. using that computer and a stolen staff login he hacked a teacher's comptuer, using that and an admin login and password to control the principals computer, a deputy's computer and the head of math's computer. appanreatlly he stole the reporting software and installed a program to make the computer take a screenshot every 10 seconds. then somehow he got all the files to get dumped back into the computer in the library. the tech guys found out and he got busted in less than a day. if he remembered to delete "admin" from the login box on the deputy's computer he would never have been caught because nobody would ever have been tipped off. they think he wanted to steal the exams and a load of other private info. teachers wanted him expelled but for some reason or other it seems he only got suspended for a day. oh and some guys smoke "stuff" in the toilets and outside the school gates or somethign during school times. its always funny watching drug deals go down over facebook - like people posting really ambigious stuff like "call me if you need the usual" and you know exactly what theyre talking about.

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Narutouzum78 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

hahas. my school is pretty messed up too. last yr in bronx science, in my freshman year. Someone decided to phone the principal to tell her that there is a bomb inside the school. Every students and teachers evacuated, and the SWAPS and polices came in, and we wasted like 3 hours of that school day. This year, while my friends was going to the gym in the basement, they saw a guy ( not gonna say race ) carrying a gun and aiming it at people. Police came in and held him down. Also this year, a student was found bleeding a puddle of blood in a hallway. In my middle school, one guy was also found bleeding a puddle of blood. Also, students from bronx science tends to get injure in numerous ways... -cars accidents, get hit by cars...falling off of ..stairs...and others...-

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darksoul165 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

When i was in elementary, during recess, my friends and i dug in the ground and found 7 sniper bullets that looked like this: http://www.darkgovernment.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/50cal-with-308-cartridge.jpg O.O

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Sixty9 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

when your school is 70% asian, you can't expect anything exciting to happen.

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HolyJunker + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Two guys supplied money to some other guy in new york who attempted to bomb time square. The bombing was a failure. Both the guys who supplied the money lived in my town near one of the elementary schools. There were no lock downs nor where there any closed schools the day they were caught.

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TeenDream 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My school was locked down one because some kid apparently had a gun with him. It turned out to be an airsoft one.

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imogene 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hahah, funny how to of your stories had to do with poop. I remember in elementary school, there was like this little abandoned lot of land across the school. One of the kids was talking about how he was going to set up a fire or something, and then later that day/week, there was a pretty big fire on that abandoned lot. I think the ended up catching the kid and we didn't see him for a while. I also remember in elementary school, that every year, there'd be a foreign exchange student in our class. At first we'd be amazed how smart they were at math and stuff, but after that novelty wore off, we'd make fun of them because they were 'weird'. I'd imagine that they'd go back home feeling disheartened about their time in America. :c I had a science teacher in junior high that always sweated profusely through his dress shirt, so we'd always see green stains on his armpits.

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