Maplestory Jokes Thread

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thread starter Frankie999 Jun 25 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'm tired of random jokers taking up space in basil so i've made a thread where everyone can post their jokes here. I'll start with a few. Why did Mushdad divorce Mushmom? Because she was at "Somebody Else's House." You know you play to much when you're buying groceries and you tell the clerk "Offer". So a warrior, a magician, and a dexless thief are on the boat to orbis. The captain tells them theres too much weight so they decide to throw out what they have the most of. So the magician throws out his MP potions, the thief throws out his NX, and the warrior throws out the dexless thief! Share yours! *Target 10 pages+*

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xla159 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You aint got no pancake mix! OT: You know you play to much maple story when you get an F and the teacher asks �how much intellegence should someone like you have?� and you answer �None, i�m a Dit�

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shawn24 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I have no joke, but the mushmom one made me lol.

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RXRIckify 06/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Classic

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FILIPINOako1 06/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What did the snail said to the other snail? Hi.

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tyguru 06/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why did Frankie999 get suspended? Wrong section lol OT: You know you play too much maplestory when your girlfriends pants are a rare drop.

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xla159 06/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You know you play to much maple story when you go to the fish market and ask what attack is on their Frozen Tuna

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JoshRawrz 06/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Heard that mushmom joke before. Don't even want to post here. BUT I JUST DID!

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silentgunner45 06/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The one with the dexless thief getting thrown off the boat made me giggle.

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Jcpdragonx 06/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

~what did the bishop say to the dexless sin? ~ccplz i tried

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xla159 06/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You know you play too much maple story when you are about to get into a fight with someone and say �Hold on let me re-pot�

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elscorcho9 06/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

So this dit comes up to this warrior, and they say, "women's rights" Good joke, no?

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Tainysi 06/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You know you play too much of a brawler when you punch your way out of a prison cell expecting them not to touch you...

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Frankie999 06/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My friend just told me a new one: What do Superman and Nexon support have in common? Neither of them truly exist!

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ando2112 06/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You know you play too much maplestory when you sit around making up jokes about it.

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