My observations of the Henehoe
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thread starter glare1993 Jun 10 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
While reading this informative post, please read it, or atleast keep in mind that it is to be read in an intellectual British Accent The wild Henehoe, quite a special specimen indeed. In my five years of research, this is what I have concluded. At level 10, one may choose one of the adventurer classes, the bold warrior, the mystical mage, the sharp bowman, the notorious thief, the industrious pirate or the Henehoe The path of the Henehoe is a treacherous one. One must valiantly venture to the bottom depths of hell or Heneseys. A henehoe must constantly take a good share of verbal beatings as travelers call them Nx wh0res, no lifers, or just plain stupid. Still the life of a Henehoe is rewarding, as wild Henehoes travel and socialize in packs, a Henehoe will find it hard to be lonely, and will almost always have the company of another Henehoe present. Henehoes specialize in not leveling up. Instead of leveling, they pursue a more modest goal, sitting. Henehoes take pride in their chairs, and one should not get close to touching a Henehoe's expensive chair. Touching a chair of a Henehoe may cause Henehoes to get aggravated, and when a single Henehoe becomes angry, it beacons the help of other Henehoes using a sense of "telepathy," which is still not understood how it works. This telepathy can be sent out to Henehoes not just in other channels of Heneseys, but in different towns and even worlds, where different variations of Henehoes have sprouted up over the years. If one is to anger a Henehoe, it may not be surprising to be chased off by the Henehoe, and its friends, the Ludihoe, LeafreHoe, Orbihoe, Aquahoe, Free markethoe, Korean Folk Town Hoe, and who could forget the NautiHoes , very treacherous indeed. Henehoes have an arsenal of advanced tools at their disposal. The most basic being their emotions. While in certain primates, a smile may convey anger or even danger. In Henehoes, a dull face may convey as many as thousands of thoughts and emotions at the same time. A henehoe may keep a straight afce while its angry, frightened, overjoyed, excited, disgusted, sullen, gassy, etc. One must also take into account advanced Henehoe technology. No other species known to man can change their facial features in mere structures, giving most Henehoes the power of "camouflage" as each can change its appearance to suit its environment. And of course its pets. An average henehoe has more than the standard pet, with many having up to 10. They 7 unused pets never see the light of day, but are good as ammo, in case a Henehoe feels threatened. Henehoes gather in packs. Each pack has its lead Henehoe, called the Grand Hoe. The Grand hoe is in charge of keeping the various Henehoes in line, such as not training, buying more Nx, and sitting. Grand Hoes are known to be strict, one should never cross a grand hoe. Grand hoes can gather armies of Henehoes at a time, and can destroy entire cities at a time. Grand hoes must never be trusted, when a person who specializes
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jayysun1 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
awesome possum man!
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ZakEmbar 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
The main advantage of the Henehoe class is that leveling is very fast, because they don't train. So they reach their level goals immediately.
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moleary 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
this is very informative and hilarious
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JTzFusion 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
I believe they telepathically speak to other henehoes through a process called F6.
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BlazingChees + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
You are so right. Dont forget they use f6 too much and spam us with there hearts and smegas
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Discard + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
smiles :} this was indeed funny
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Sammi 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
I just read this with the usual accents from the guys from Animal Plants xD !
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vladk 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
This reminds me Steve Irwin. :P
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killerbudgie 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
i think the LudiHoe is going extinct
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BlastBUM 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
LMFAO. I dare someone in Scania to go to Henesys and look for a Grand Hoe. Message me if you're gonna do it, I'll be there to see it. :D
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Bountyan 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
[quote] vladk : This reminds me Steve Irwin. :P [/quote] I thought the same thing while reading this, haha.
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winterfresh 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
You for got the NautiHoes.
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fryertruk 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
[quote] winterfresh : You for got the NautiHoes. [/quote] LMFAOOOOOO. and I loved this. I read it in British Accent too.
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mightymouz 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Great fun =)
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