Stupidest,funniest substitute teachers you had?

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thread starter MisterKoop Jun 10 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

We had this one middle aged sub who has crazy. One guy went to go sharpen his pencil and she yells "HEEY sit down!" he goes but I was just gonna sharpen my pencil" she goes "WANT ME TO CALL the COPS?" and she brings out her phone. The guy just sat there for the rest of the period. anyone else have funny sub teacher stories?

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begrma 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I had a sub tell us about her children. Apparently, her son was best friends with Neil Armstrong. And her daughter was an ungodly hoe. Way to play favorites lady.

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Poignant 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I had this old lady, she was probably in her 50's, and it's not that she was funny or stupid, she was the meanest lady ever. She wouldn't let us talk at all during a group lab and she made this one kid who sneezed pick up all the tissues off the ground. She'd than walk around the room and smack rulers across people's desks if they were staring out into space. She'd yell at us for pretty dumb things too. This one kid said hello to her and she just yelled at him. Strict.

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Folkedahl 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

We have this really fat substitute, and he's one of the funniest people I've ever met. He can really get people worked up, too.

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Ahoy + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Well, the sub just asked us random questions about the country instead of math.

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Akitox3 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] MisterKoop : We had this one middle aged sub who has crazy. One guy went to go sharpen his pencil and she yells "HEEY sit down!" he goes but I was just gonna sharpen my pencil" she goes "Want me to call the cops?" and she brings out her phone. The guy just sat there for the rest of the period. anyone else have funny sub teacher stories? [/quote] LOL. At my school, there was a sub called "Yao Ming" (No joke) but he was bald and fat. He was taking attendence, so he was saying names out loud to see who was here. When he came to a person called "Maddy", two people said "HERE". So he was like "Which one is the real you ! SHOW ME YOUR STUDENT ID CARD NOW". But one of them didn't have one with them atm, so he kicked her out of the classroom for the rest of the period.

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MisterKoop 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Akitox3 : LOL. At my school, there was a sub called "Yao Ming" (No joke) but he was bald and fat. He was taking attendence, so he was saying names out loud to see who was here. When he came to a person called "Maddy", two people said "HERE". So he was like "Which one is the real you ! SHOW ME YOUR STUDENT ID CARD NOW". But one of them didn't have one with them atm, so he kicked her out of the classroom for the rest of the period. [/quote] HAHA I LOL'd

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lolomgbbq 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Well from what I heard from my friend, there was this mean old lady substitute who was strict as hell and actually grabbed and tugged/wrestled the kid who wanted to go to the washroom. For me it was this asian lady who was taking attendance in my math class. First she counts up the number of people in the class wrong and assumes one extra person is missing. Everytime we got through the attendance she yells at us not to say "here" for someone who isn't. Blha blah blah she went over it 5 times and then she found out she counted wrong.

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BurninDavyn + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Two years ago in Cooking class we had a sub that was supposed to show us a video on how to cook a turkey or something, but he decided to take the whole class period to try and sell us his book and teach us about morals and ethics. We all complained to the teacher when she got back the next day and I think they fired him. It was funny because he kept insiting "Oh, this book is way too uninteresting for you kids. It's mainly for seniors!" followed by "Well, here's one of the chapters...". First grade I had THE MEANEST sub ever. If you ever coughed without your mouth covered, she'd blow her whistle (what? really?) and point at the kid with her ruler, yellow to cover his mouth. If you takled, whistle. If you got up to get something from a friend, whistle. It was like boot camp for kiddies.

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Todesser 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Well, I once was late for my chemistry class (well, I am nearly always late for this class, the teacher is stupid and I usualy get an A without listining or taking notes) and walked in. This room got stairs at the beginning so I couldn't see the class and I didn't know there was a sub in. Then I heard a voice sayin' 'you are late' and because my chemistry teacher is an old man that doesn't care what we are doing at all, I just used 'some' bad words, as always, and said 'i don't care dude, just s the fu, f�g' and then saw their was a sub in it. Then he started laughing all of the sudden and asked 'how do you know I am gay?'. Big lol. But the sub was like 22 years old and also went to this school and also had this teacher (lol?) so he knew that students insult him often.

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XxRocky 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

We have a sub with a pr0n stache. One time he wasted almost the whole class period about how he discovered the color blue. We lol'd.

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timemaster111 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

We had a sub that only said random facts through a social studies class (i.e Humans are the only species that drink other animal's milk.)

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Xaenollius 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I had this sub that just sat behind the teacher's desk and went to sleep! He was trying not to but I had him like 4 times, and all of he times he went to sleep. Some kids started fighting, and he was blamed for not being a good teacher, I guess he was fired because I never saw him after that xD

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GreenDragon 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

We have this sub who has something to do with a movie. Can't remember his job, but all he needs his money to start it. White, Gays, and Pimps.

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ChibiFever 06/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"Put on your thinking caps, kids" I'm in High School...

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