Why must I be so sexy and irresistible?

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thread starter Rotation May 29 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Well, as most of you should know, I come from an elite group - I am unbelievably attractive. Women cannot resist me. For this reason, I must do all I can to demean my reputation, by not taking showers, not brushing my teeth, not putting on deodorant, wearing cheap clothes, and disheveling my hair. I do this on a daily basis. Yet still, I have no luck in resisting the women. Of course, I became extremely tired of this, so I claimed to be gay. But even that did not work, and so I claimed to be interested in women once again in order to make things clear. At one point, I sprayed myself with the stench of a skunk, but due to my unlucky nature, my efforts availed me little in trying to effect a change. Women were still kneeing before me in order to gain their recognition. And now, I come here - to the God of Relationships, the epitome of Success in the field of men and women. I come here today - to ask you almighty people one grand question - a question I will never understand, due to my inhumane nature. The one thing humans will always surpass me in - the field of love and relationships. Anyways, I have one simple question. After all of my work, demeaning myself, and attempting to make myself smell like a skunk, a few women are still undeniably attracted to me and continue to gain my love. I do not wish to completely destroy the feelings of these women, but they happen to be in 2 of the same classes as me. How is it possible to avoid them...and their obvious hints? Is it possible? Is there a way to stealthily reject them? Or do I not have a chance...You must tell me...Basilmarket Damn my flawless body, my manly tone, my impeccable personality...Damn it all. In this one respect, I do wish to live as any other human may live. You are my last hope - I am risking everything on you. Now give me an answer.

notme 05/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i don't have experiance. but just say your an immature little boy.

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CowSeries 05/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

cool dude

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shosen123 05/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

get in line.

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BloodyHell 05/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Teach me how to be sexy please

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isawsparks 05/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Are you Robert Pattinson?

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xNakedH3ro 05/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

-Sigh- Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful.

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NeoAnderson 05/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Alright man you are attractive.... First, fix your run-ons. LOL

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BloodyHell 05/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Oh it's just Rotation

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Transcendence 05/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] isawsparks : Are you Robert Pattinson? [/quote] If he was Robert Pattinson, then this thread would make no sense...

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LegendClark 05/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

It puts the lotion in the basket. It does as its told.

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Romanticide 05/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Give us a picture or I'll assume you're just ugly.

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CoolDude201 05/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] CowSeries : cool dude [/quote] what do u mean by cool dude?

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Rotation 05/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] xNakedH3ro : -Sigh- Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful. [/quote] Not even trolling, bro. I've been accused of that for far too long. Will people not just accept my godly appearance? This is why I must separate from this race.

Panicka 05/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Rotation : Not even trolling, bro. I've been accused of that for far too long. Will people not just accept my godly appearance? This is why I must separate from this race. [/quote] You clearly come from Planet Tryingtohard.

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