I'll draw one basiler

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thread starter MeneerUil May 28 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

As title says BUT I'll draw the one with funniest joke (First 2 pages!) xxx _______ CatCuber i liked your joke but i already was drawing Phresh, and i became sooo boring ... sorry? http://img692.imageshack.us/i/phreshprynce.png/ _________ BTW: I SUCK at drawing.

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PhreshPrynce + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Heres one i heard today... So a guy goes to the library n asks to take out a 'suicide' book.. but the librarian says no, he asks y, and the librarian responds, 'because i dont know how i'll get the book back' o.o i think it went something like that.. lol i found it pretty funny Hi Layla xD

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Nightravenz 05/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lowl i`ll try When god was busy making elephants and whales he excedently made (sum1 u hate :D)

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Discoinfurno + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'll try. An Irish guy walks out of a bar.

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RiseOArrows 05/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Here's my try : Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Islands When he left it was just the islands

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andretheman 05/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants s*x, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll k*ll us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"

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legend52 05/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender goes, "why the long face?" ... the horse goes, "I have cancer"

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RiseOArrows 05/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Can we tell two jokes?

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CatCuber + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Four friends who haven't seen each other in 20 years meet up at a reunion party and as they are talking and drinking their beers, one of them goes to the bathroom. As he leaves, the others talk about their sons. The first man says, "my son is my pride and joy... he woked as a janitor in a top of the line car company and after four years in collage, he climbed the ladder to become eventually the CEO and bought his best friend a car that costs $500,000 that wont be in stores for 2 years!" the second man replies, "Oh yeah? Well my son studied engineering for 5 years and started his own building company and now its number one in the world! He built his best friend a 40,000 Square Ft house." They all cheer him on and the third man says, "well my son was a pilot of a very big jet company and eventually he became his president of the compoany and bought his best friend the finest jet that goes faster than the concord." They keep laughing and talking until the fourth man comes back from the washroom and asks them what they're talking about. They all replied that they were talking about their sons and looked expedently at the 4th man. The 4th man says, "my son is gay and works at a strip club as the main stripper." The men all say, "awwww we're so sorry for you." The man replies, "it's ok he recently got a $500,000 car, a 40,000 square ft house, and a jet that goes faster than the concord from his 3 boyfriends. XD I love that one...

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shadowstarfy 05/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

So there was this guy, and he wanted to draw a basiler, but guess what.... i had to tell him a hilarious joke ....oh wait

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Disciples 05/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A man hits a woman with his truck. Who's at fault here? The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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djp2313 05/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] legend52 : so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender goes, "why the long face?" ... the horse goes, "I have cancer" [/quote] that made me giggle -- i vote for this guy

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krntoast 05/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

PM Me and I'll tell you a hilarious one :D

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Tomato 05/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

There was a blonde convention and the blondes were tryin to prove that they were smart, so they got someone to answer math questions. The first one was "what's 2+3" the blonde replies "7". The crowd chants "one more try!" several tries later "what's 2+2" the blonde replied "4" the crowd chants, "one more try!" xD

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RockCaandy 05/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A blond is driving down a deserted highway when she gets pulled over. The cop gets out of his car and asks if she has been drinking and she replies "No". So he radios the station and asks what to do. The cop at the station says "Is she a blond driving a lipstick red corvet?" and the cop replies "Yes". So the other cop says "What you do is tell her to get out of the car and pull out your hot dog as you walk up to her". So the cop does exactlly what the other cop says. The blond gets out of the car and he whips out his hot dog. The blond "sighs" and says please not another breathalizer test.

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