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thread starter RushOfDawn May 12 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Share 'em here. http://www.icseguess.com/uploads/images/funny-picture-1475818506.jpg http://www.funnypicturefunnyphoto.com/funny-picture-photo-child-toilet-massdistraction-pic.jpg http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q166/lkpdutch/Funny%20Pics/funny.jpg http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-polarbear.jpg http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/funny-dog-pictures-stays-in-bed.jpg http://media.photobucket.com/image/funny%20pictures/yescomm/funny/funny-08.jpg http://www.lostateminor.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/funny_exam_answers.jpeg http://blog.iimageworld.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/funny-ads-18.jpg http://www.funny-potato.com/images/funniest-pictures/trees/funny-tree.jpg Scary. http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-evil-black-squirrel.jpg http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/funny_girl.jpg <- Good old Narcissus http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd320/fm962/funny.jpg Russell Peters overall. "A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman." " There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What am I talking about? I know a word of letters three, add two and fewer there will be?

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XxRaJiNxX 05/12/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

awesome man. :D

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xmagexpro 05/12/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

the last one is funny

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LEGENDairy 05/12/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I've heard the girlfriends joke before. But the last two, I haven't...hmm

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RushOfDawn 05/12/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] LEGENDairy : I've heard the girlfriends joke before. But the last two, I haven't...hmm [/quote] Oh, I apologize. They're riddles, not jokes.

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The Lamest jokes you will ever see in your life XDDD (no insult to Gady Gaga fans) Its so funny how I joked with these today XDD Why did Lady Gaga go blind? Cause someone poked her face (poker face) Why did Lady Gaga go gaga? Cause she had a bad romance Why did Lady Gaga have to dance? Cause she just danced What is Lady Gaga's favourite game? Her love game What is Lady Gaga's favourite stick? A disco stick duh XDD

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The Lawyer and the Chinese A lawyer and a Chinese are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that all Chinese are so dumb that he could get over on them, easy. So the lawyer asks if the Chinese would like to play a fun game. The Chinese is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines, and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Chinese's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Chinese doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the Chinese's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could not find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Chinese and hands him $500. The Chinese pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Chinese up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four? The Chinese reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep. Don't mess with Chinese.

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RushOfDawn 05/12/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] xOneLastBreathx : The Lawyer and the Chinese A lawyer and a Chinese are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that all Chinese are so dumb that he could get over on them, easy. So the lawyer asks if the Chinese would like to play a fun game. The Chinese is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines, and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Chinese's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's the distance from The Earth to the Moon?' The Chinese doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the Chinese's turn. He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all references he could not find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the Chinese and hands him $500. The Chinese pockets the $500 and goes right back to sleep. The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the Chinese up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four? The Chinese reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep. Don't mess with Chinese. [/quote] LOL.. priceless humor. @The guy who posted other links, lol with the harry potter ones/kraken. @The guy with Lady GaGa jokes.. ehh... 7/10 humor all you did was convert the songs into answers for a question set up for the song.

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[quote] greenbandit : http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/2060/katyperryjustinbieber.jpg http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/648/kraken1.jpg http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/9006/129174593747677918.jpg http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/6089/129172579591142194.jpg http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/7821/129159172977470251.jpg http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/973/129167095682979900.png http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/1052/129158427546095895.jpg http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4067/129095314426580160.jpg http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/4219/129077569904269356.jpg http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/1205/129013046670900234.jpg http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8817/129051546719089782.jpg http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/5003/18163106949129319954100.jpg http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4168/2351x.jpg http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/4088/340xqs.jpg http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/9430/2ewgxg5.jpg http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/8078/9ieoe.png http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/3924/129166969790247500.jpg [/quote] ROFL, nice.

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Orange 05/12/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I liked the icecap one :D

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greenbandit 05/12/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

LOL at lawyer and chinese

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Weeeeester13 05/12/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

stickie XD

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