life sucks. Please tell me a joke to make me happy :(

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thread starter Emoturd May 05 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

So guys im sad please tell me a joke

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Emoturd 05/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

thanks for the help guys especially to the guy who said 'your life' and 'em0turd'..

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ggca4 05/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

is that a hint of sarcasm i hear?

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pokemon123 05/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

what do Musicians do in their Coffins They De-Compose

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kshik 05/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Ohh wooaahhh Ohh wooaahhh Ohh wooaahhh You know you're sad Well, please be happy Just shout whenever You're feeling lonely And I'll be there To help you out And you will never, ever, ever feel down Are you still sad? Boy quit playin I'll be your friend What are you sayin Said there's hope when you look into my eyes Your sad thread, broke my heart for the first time And you'll be like Baby, baby, baby ooh Like Baby, baby, baby noo Like Baby, baby, baby ohh I thought my words gave you hope (hope) Baby, baby, baby ohh Like Baby, baby, baby noo Like Baby, baby, baby ohh I thought my words gave you hope (hope)

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Bengosha + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven. They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked. And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!" And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

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ooAndu 05/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

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Bengosha 05/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party. Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump. While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper... You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you." Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them out the hole. All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers. The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.

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holygorilla + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

...still...laughing...

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Emoturd 05/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

LMFAO @ top 2 jokes @@@ where is this stuff coming from guys?

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Bengosha 05/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian Rugs. Looking around, she spots the perfect rug, walks over and inspects it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly. Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her 'little accident' and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now. As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this rug cost?" He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna crap your pants when you hear what the price is."

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DarkZero255 05/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i don't know any jokes. but i always to this: http://thekreifels.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/awesomeness.jpg

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PunkRawx 05/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Tee-Hee :D http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/400061/Anger+Management/

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EmoSkater15 05/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Emoturd : LMFAO this is sooo funny [/quote] your welcome... XD

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yobobby123 05/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] PunkRawx : Tee-Hee :D http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/400061/Anger+Management/ [/quote] LOL WOW

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Technifibre + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Korean Joke: Wanna hear a family joke? GAH-JOKE xD did u get it?

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