How Do You Beat Up A Fat Kid?

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thread starter TheOneCygnus Apr 27 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

So this fat kid keeps on trying to sack me n stuff. Now i need some advice to protect myself. Any advice guys?

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EntryLevel 04/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Make fun of his diabetes.

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NewPirate 04/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

LOL ^ sack him back

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icti 04/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Avoidance is usually a decent method but doesn't work 100%. Ignorance works well but can potentially be harmful (he might get mad that you're ignoring him). Maturity could also work but he still might get mad (getting mad at you trying to be the bigger man). I don't suggest violence as an answer but most kids hit first and try to reason later. Just try to be the bigger man about it, is all I can say.

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TheOneCygnus 04/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] NewPirate : LOL ^ sack him back [/quote] He's asian like me. Then he says. I dun got nothin down dere dawg.

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Drummer2072 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Squeeze his rolls. HARD.

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Caeg 04/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Eat all the twinkies until he brakes down crying c

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Brittneyspears 04/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You trip him and then avoid the wave.

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NewPirate 04/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

nipple twist him (:

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DayupDaydown 04/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

take it from a rather large guy himself, the stomach can be a strong point or a weak point, for most its a weak point, aim for his lower right stomach or something, there should be an organ or something that will hurt if hit hard enuf u can also make fun of his physical abilities if he is one of those fat unfit people

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Tremolo 04/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Punch him as hard as you can in the solar plexus. Try to hit other pressure points as well if you're just trying to take him down quick,

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auiner 04/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hit, and run tactic

arkrana + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Get a fishing* pole then tie a large piece of ham on it. He will follow it. Lead him off a cliff.

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RaveTechnician 04/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Tip him over.

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mygeto4 04/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You outrun him.

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