thread starter firetamer0n3 Mar 02 2010
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| Make sure, they bury me naked... with all my comics bury me with my money My only regret is that I'm dying. Screw this, I'm going to Valhalla. "make sure to look after my harmbl..." they will never know what i meant right before my head dies Death is but a doorway Time but a window I will be back With my last breath, I curse Zoidburg. It is to you Ultra Magnus, I now pass the funeral bill too. I've lied all my life. None of you are cool cats at all. "I figured it out... the answer to the question... its" *dies* "Well, if you're sure eating that much meatbread isn't lethal..." "Respawning in 3...2...1..." Its not about what I want, it's about what's fair! You thought we could be decent men, in an indecent time!..you were wrong. The world is cruel, and the only morality in a cruel word is chance..unbiased..unprejudiced..fair. "I sniffed my mother while I watched her give birth to you, my brother." "Meh, I had a good run....." The creator said that Spike may have not died at the end. Bet you cant land it. Don't let it end this way, tell them I said something. "You've only maDE ME STRONGER!~" Then the second stage of my boss-battle begins. Beam me up God... (dies) everyone dies...in the end My girlfriend runs out and yells "Ricter! Gather your strength!" no no dude i saw this on tv like 50 times, i can do this no problem "I stuck your toothbush in the toilet every morning." *dies* "I never really liked any of you...." "Well, I can't really say I didn't see this coming...." Ore....Sanjou! JIBEN WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! To infinity and beyond! Score -1. Tell my tale to those that ask... tell it truly, the evil deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... ....is silence. "Oh... I get it!" "That's not funny.... that's not...." *Cough* Let's go for one last ride... The hardest part of this... is leaving you... If I die from being shot my last words will be "Bullets...my only weakness...how did you know?" Don't stop me now. I'm having such a good time. With a heavy head and almost limp body, I grumble, "Take... The Matrix..." I would then rip my chest open and hand them my heart. "This isn't funny. My brother died this way." NO! MY MORTALITY! MY ONLY WEAKNESS! FIRE IN THE DISCO! FIRE IN THE TACO BELL! "What does one death matter against many?" "YOU'VE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!" At which point I set off the high explosives under my bed. ''It has begun.'' So many things I could say... "The grail lies within the castle of...AAAAAAAUUUUUGH..." "Wish me back with the dragon balls..." "NESS...IT HURRRRTS..." "You're next." ...nothing. Who runs barter town? I have to tell you...I..always... REBOOT! If you sell my posessions I'll crawl out of my grave and rip your junk off. I'm coming home Cap. Poor Bart. You know, we had a lot of fun tonight. But, there's nothing funny about... vapor lock. It's the third most common cause of stalling. So please, take care of your car and get it checked. I'm Joe Namath. Good night. Bury me at makeout creek! "Str |
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