Menopause is destroying my moms nose

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thread starter HolyMythos Aug 31 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I went to a wedding today. There was free beer and wine, so obviously I indulged. Afterwards we went out to eat at a restaurant in the smoking section. At the end of the night, I figured I smelled like a combination of beer, wine and smoke. I walk into my house, my mom looks at me, sniffs, and goes; "You smell like donuts"

Andromeda 08/31/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

thats not menopause, its the crack that shes been snorting.

MahnamesEric 08/31/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

If she plays Maplestory, I have the name Menopausal. Teehee =]

FruitSyrup 08/31/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Menopause opened up her eyes to the secret code word for marijuana.

HolyMythos 08/31/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Andromeda : thats not menopause, its the crack that shes been snorting. People normally snort coke, not crack, get it right.

Spudman 08/31/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Maybe you did smell like donuts, the alcohol was messing with you.

HolyMythos 08/31/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Spudman : Maybe you did smell like donuts, the alcohol was messing with you. I started drinking at 3pm. I stopped drinking at 7:30 and was eventually not drunk at 9pm when we left to go eat. I didn't get home until midnight, which was well after I felt any of the alcohol.

lettucing 08/31/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

LOL. wat~

Falician Aug 31 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Didn't you know? Cheap beer, classy wine and smoke smells like a chocolate dip donut. Or was it plain, I can't remember.

Photograph 08/31/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Maybe someone should smoke a donut, and test.