What's the weirdest way you killed a COW?

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thread starter Plastic Jul 27 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I probably cut her stomach open the ate her intestines, poking her eyeballs out, feeding it to her child calf, cutting her legs off eating them myself. And finally, putting my male genitalia in her hole. I REMEMBER ONCE MY GRANDMA STEPPED ON HER BRAINS LOLOLOL

FreeSamples 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

STOP IT IM EATING. Yum.

ScaniaSin 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I eated it.

FruitSyrup 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I tipped it.

VMIT 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I ate parts of it's leg

MySoulessDesire 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I fried it.

theory 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Knocked it over. Felt bad. Ran away.

GEEK 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I milked it then bit off its nipples

kayfabe 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'd treat it the same way Luke Skywalker did with his ton-ton.

FreeSamples 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

kayfabe said: "I'd treat it the same way Luke Skywalker did with his ton-ton." Sleep in it?

kayfabe 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

FreeSamples said: " Sleep in it?" :3

mapleplatoon 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I ate it whole. And it was alive. :D

GreenCadillac 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Send it to the bottom of the ocean, then quickly bring the submarine (with the cow in it) back to the top so that the nitrogen bubbles in its 7 stomaches make it explode

MSLovelyIdiot 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I've never killed a cow I'm a freak

Dominick 07/27/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I put it in...Pho.Dun dun dun.