thread starter Mikenchi Jul 23 2009
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| This story takes place in Worcester, MA, USA. KazooTheBat was quite an outgoing boy. He would always be in a relationship, thanks to his super hot mustache. He had plenty of friends that loved him for his personality. One day he was walking home from school and he noticed something quite odd. It was a bat with a kazoo in its mouth. Kazoo curiously walked over to the bat and inspected it. The bat was playing a light little tune and seemed to be having fun. Kazoo had never seen a bat before in his life and so he was quite nervous. However his curiosity got the best of him and he poked it. The bat dropped the kazoo and nipped kazoos finger. The bat then flew off as kazoo was yelling at it. Kazoo (who was in pain) walked over to the kazoo and picked it up. It was golden and had his initials on it. Kazoo stared at the kazoo in confusion as his slowly made his way home. When he was finally home he put a plaster on his finger and then put the kazoo on his desk. He stared at the kazoo for a good 10 minutes before he was interrupted by his mother. His mother said "KAZOO! GET DOWN HERE YOUR DINNER'S READY!" To which kazoo replied "IN A MINUTE IM BUSY!" Kazoos mother then said "I HOPE YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AT THOSE MAGAZINES AGAIN!" and Kazoo replied "NO MOM!" Kazoo picked up the kazoo and put it in his draw, he then made his way downstairs to have dinner. Kazoo and his family casually ate dinner until his mother said "Kazoo...What's that on your finger?" Kazoo said "Oh nothing mom. It's just a scratch." His mother said "HAS ANYONE BEEN BULLYING YOU? BECAUSE IF THEY ARE THEN I'LL-" kazoo then interrupts her and says "NO!" His mother then says "What is it then?" Kazoo says "You wouldn't understand!" And with that he storms off to his bedroom. His mother then says to his father "Teenagers..." Kazoo then lays down on his bed and stares at the ceiling. He's about to fall asleep but then he hears a knock at his window. Kazoo walks over to the window and opens the curtains. It's batman! Kazoos expression: o___o KazooTheBat opens the window and says "What are you doing here batman?" Batman then says in his really deep smokers voice "Your storyline is getting awfully close to another bat person. I can't allow that." Batman gets out a blade. Kazoo, Instead of being completely stupid and going into a 2 hour battle sequence, kicks batman between his legs and he falls off the building in pain. Kazoo then closes his window and curtains. He lays back down and falls asleep. ~8 hours later~ (Kazoo is a good boy and gets all of his sleep :3) Kazoo wakes up and feels really hung over. Everything looks blurry and he feels very dizzy. Kazoo can sense that something is wrong. He looks at his hands to see that he has claws. Kazoo pushes his hands away from him in fear. But they're there to stay. Kazoo says "WHAT THE-" His mom then says "Is everything alright kazoo?" Kazoo replys "Yeah..." His mother then says "Ok! But get ready soon you need to go to school" Kazoo panicked. He had |
