Lawl, omegle
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thread starter arthurdaking Jul 06 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
www.omegle.com I like the 2nd one the most Stranger: hey stranger You: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Stranger: so, tell me something intersting about you that isn't your ASL You: I like puppies You: and teddy bears You: and flowers You: And erotic asphyxiation You: You? Stranger: o really Stranger: girl? You: maaaaayyybbee You: teehee Stranger: guy You: really? You: Reeeaaalllyyy? Stranger: yeeeeaaah You: Do you enjoy choking people while having sex? Stranger: never done it tbh Stranger: whats it like? You: Its amazing =) You: when my puppy watches while chewing a teddy bear You: Hes like Stranger: back in 1 min You: Bark bark bark You: bark bark Stranger: lol You: You: Do you like to suck on toes? Stranger: so, got a pic you filthy little whore? You: How old are you? You: :O Stranger: 23 Stranger: you? You: 12 You: 21* Stranger: oh lol Stranger: f? You: no, what made you think that? You: O-o You: Freak.. Your conversational partner has disconnected. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stranger: hi You: hello You: I am Dershvind Of Sweden You: I am european male model Stranger: boy ,19 china,u? You: You may call me D or Der Stranger: model? Stranger: wekk! Stranger: well! You: What do you model for? Stranger: model is a good job! You: Yes. Very good pay. You: I meet very attractive Women. You: What do you model for? Stranger: right? You: You do not model? Stranger: me? You: that is sad Stranger: no You: I am going to go U.S.A. for a supermodeling show Stranger: why Stranger: wow1 Stranger: good! You: You may watch me 9/12/09 on F! Channel You: or E! You: Whatever silly channels you have in USA Stranger: F channel? Stranger: oh,i am chinese. Stranger: maybe You: we have channels like durshcan, Merchen, Saverhaffen, and other fun channels. Stranger: i cant watch Stranger: oh Stranger: good Stranger: good luck to you! You: Durshcan has quality shows like Maversaff, Haevyug, midsheff, and kurjghen You: listen to me talk about my Durshcan You: What do you do for fun in Chinese? Stranger: no fun in china Stranger: haha You: A yes, Jong Kim Eel Right? Stranger: just many people in the street You: The Communistship You: do you make fun of them for not being a models? Stranger: yes You: Good You: What do you watch in Chinese? You: or China Stranger: do you make fun of them for not being a models? You: Yes You: Anyone that is not a model is lower than me You: Supermodel is my goal in the USA when i go there You: to be watched on the E! Stranger: watch? i dont love watchTV,but i will watch news,sport You: oho kay You: Ill back be right, I have to go use the Borschven Stranger: Borschven?what is it Stranger: You: Where you do the Aburing? You: From the Afershcvinstein? You: The uhh You: Nating of the urine? Stranger: what mean ,oh ,i know little english,hha You: the pee? You: room with the bath? You: I am from sweden You: I dont know many English Stranger: yes ,i have a room with bath Stranger: oh You: What do you do for yen in you
LiteFeather 07/06/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
There are some nice people on Omegle despite the excessive ASL ASL ASL? and men wanting to cam..
laos39 07/06/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
uhhhh wth?
AiYu 07/06/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
LiteFeather said: "There are some nice people on Omegle despite the excessive ASL ASL ASL? and men wanting to cam.." I had a great convo with this guy about his future in marine biology.
boombadaboom 07/06/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
boombadaboomConnecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hey You: asl is boring You: did you know that You: DID YOU NKOW? You: DID YOU? You: DID YOU? You: DID YOU? Stranger: thts y i didnt ask u You: DID YOU? You: well You: DID YOU KNOW? You: IF YOU DIDNT You: YOU KNOW NOW Stranger: its written on the top You: SO DO YOU KNOW? You: NOW DID YOU KNOW THAT ITS WRITTEN ON THE TOP? You: DID YOU KNOW? You: DID YOU KNOW You: DID YOU? You: DID YOU? You: TELL ME You: DID YOU? You: DID YOU? You: DID YOU? Stranger: yes You: well you suck You have disconnected.
LiteFeather 07/06/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
AiYu said: " I had a great convo with this guy about his future in marine biology." I had a great convo with this guy that was trying to help me shape up my failing life XD
maplesoul360 07/06/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
You: Hello You: :o You: :l Stranger: hi You: You certainly took your time with that Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stathese 07/06/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Lmao I remember some guy had a conversation with me and he just spammed this video link to me... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cMatyEjSIc&feature=related
Akkine 07/07/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: where r u from? You: india Your conversational partner has disconnected. I feel that indians have been insulted...
KyuGuy 07/07/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: Hello Stranger: ^o^! You: b^.^d Stranger: -.-! You: !_! You: o-o You: So... Stranger: ~=~ You: how's life? D: Stranger: nothing particular You: I see You: ... Stranger: "?" You: ! You: "?" You: o-o Stranger: "? ? ? ? ? ? ?" You: um... You: what's the first word D: Stranger: zhuangbility leads to leipility You: what? O-O Stranger: just guess it You: __ lai zhen de ke yi deng(?) zhong wen... You: I'm a noob 8D You: ohh You: Yuan lai zhen de ke yi dong(?) zhong wen? You: lul Stranger: I just wanna if you can understand the foreign language You: mais non! You: o-o You: Je ne parle pas francais. You: Yo no hablo espanol You: blargh.. You: I forgot the german one T_T Stranger: =.=! You: Ich nicht sprichenzie doiche(?) Stranger: =,=~ You: Ich spreche nicht Deutsch Stranger: just stop ,thanks You: keke You: found it :P You: -stops- You: Happy chatting!~ Stranger: what's the time now You: 10:00 You: pm. You: where I am... Stranger: let me see Stranger: US? You: Yea Stranger: bingo~ You: o-o You: stalker D; Stranger: I 'm leaving for lunch. bye~ You: oh You: bye Stranger: ~~ You: Nice knowing you x3 Stranger: glad 2 C U +1 You: xD You: -poof- You have disconnected.
ThatNicePerson 07/07/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: HI You: tag. your it You have disconnected.
AnsatsushaxD 07/07/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
i had a nice convo with this girl my age for like hrs 2 days ago
ThunderHail 07/07/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
ThunderHailStranger: Describe to me your most recent sexual encounter. You: You. You: ;) Stranger: hmm Stranger: i didnt know you were on this site You: Of course. Why wouldn't Santa want to be on it?
Apathetic 07/07/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
arthurdaking said: " www.omegle.com Stranger: hey stranger You: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Stranger: so, tell me something intersting about you that isn't your ASL You: I like puppies You: and teddy bears You: and flowers You: And erotic asphyxiation You: You? Stranger: o really Stranger: girl? You: maaaaayyybbee You: teehee Stranger: guy You: really? You: Reeeaaalllyyy? Stranger: yeeeeaaah You: Do you enjoy choking people while having sex? Stranger: never done it tbh Stranger: whats it like? You: Its amazing =) You: when my puppy watches while chewing a teddy bear You: Hes like Stranger: back in 1 min You: Bark bark bark You: bark bark Stranger: lol You: You: Do you like to suck on toes? Stranger: so, got a pic you filthy little whore? You: How old are you? You: :O Stranger: 23 Stranger: you? You: 12 You: 21* Stranger: oh lol Stranger: f? You: no, what made you think that? You: O-o You: Freak.. Your conversational partner has disconnected." Full of pure win.
ThunderHail 07/07/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
ThunderHailYou: HEY what YO You: You didn't come to the meeting. Stranger: I got lost? You: It was at YOUR house! Stranger: ...I forgot where I live? You: LIES. I saw you in the closet. You were hugging Mr.Tuffy. You: We saw you. You: You're on Myspace now Stranger: Lies! You: I'm ashamed of you You: why Mr.Tuffy? IT WA SSUPPOSE TO BE CAPTAIN TED Stranger: Captain Ted changed. You: Oh no he di'nt Stranger: He just isn't the same as before. You: Yes he is. I MADE HIM FOR YOU You: Doesn't our love go beyond? DONT YOU LOVE ME TERRY? DONT YOU? Stranger: YES. Stranger: wait, no. Stranger: Maybe. You: OMG You: I KNEW I SHOULDVE DATED RYAN SEACREST. You: I could've been rich Stranger: Maybe you should've! You: but I decided to go with you You: THE GARDENER You: How will you support our 10 kids? Stranger: I'm just better than him though. Stranger: Admit it. You: No you aren't! People laugh at you! They BROKE YOUR LAWNMOWER...34 times! Stranger: I plan not to. :| You: I been counting! Stranger: But you don't know how to count! You: I can't believe it. My mom even told me not to. I didn't listen. You: HMPH You: I'LL SEE YOU ON JERRY SPRINGER You have disconnected.
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