What happens if (Random)

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thread starter awsomedude Jun 21 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A person with one arm gets a manicure. Do they get half price? xD Some more randomness : -If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'? -If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? -If your at the North Pole and are told to go North, what do you do? -If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"? -Can you daydream at night? -What is another word for "thesaurus"? -Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? Horrah for funny random thoughts! I did not make any of these. Now for a Chuck Norris Joke that made me Rofl: Some kids piss their names in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name in concrete. HAPPY FATHERS DAY GUYS AND HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD LAUGH Edit: Add your own funny thoughts for all to enjoy!

skittlesmoo 06/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lol Thnx for that.

proknifer 06/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

lmfao, these made me laugh Happy Fathers Day

awsomedude 06/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Haha no problem Morning laughter is always a great start =P

nuffer 06/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ahaha @ concrete Happy fathers day

norman897 06/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The thesaurus one is weird.

awsomedude 06/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Let's keep the happy Sorry for the bump haha

Translucent 06/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

WHY DO WE PARK ON THE DRIVEWAY AND DRIVE ON THE PARKWAY amidoinitrite

SonGokuFood 06/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

am i the only one who didnt find these funny D=. no offence.

ArtificialDeath 06/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Happy Father's day to you too.

nameused 06/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Happy Father's day to you

Maven5 06/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why are seats in a stadium called stands? Amidoinitrite?

b3rrycherry 06/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

SonGokuFood said: "am i the only one who didnt find these funny D=. no offence." you're not alone but i dont find it funny since i've heard most of them before :P happy father's day

awsomedude 06/21/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Eh its all good More fun to those who haven't heard them I guess