What's your favorite copypasta?

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thread starter xtwarkerx Jun 11 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

M&M Duel Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them breaks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes." This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Now below, post your own copypasta! <333

jerryjerry 06/11/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujube; bear-ramage. Jigiji geeji geeja geeble Google. Begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?

Laid 06/11/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You should try it with the ones with peanuts inside of them.

theory 06/11/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans.

PhoFTW 06/11/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My favorite copypasta is the one I have here: Yeah, that's right. I have nothing on my ctrl + c.

Choo 06/11/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Purble Place Purble Place.

xtwarkerx 06/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Moar pleeeeeeeeae?

devilskin 06/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The one with sauce.

xtwarkerx 06/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Sauce? Wow. You like /b/?

LiveGreen 06/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

home alone accepted taxi The Rock transporter school of rock pirates fight club my cousin vinny o brother where art thou blazing saddles spaceballs robinhood men in tights shawshank redemption oceans eleven gladiator swordfish butterfly effect pulp fiction mr deeds elf remember the titans irobot gallaxy quest Dumb & Dumber Monty Python and the Holy Grail conair shaun of the dead rush hour the run down beverly hills ninja heartbreak ridge forrest gump the last samurai mystery men zoolander spirited away princess mononoke my neighboor totoro the pursuit of happiness dirty harry the mexican gone in sixty seconds lethal weapon shaolin soccer kung fu hustle Transformers minority report die hard enemy of the state money talks rat race mr nice guy rumble in the bronx us marshalls blade breakfast club desperado coming to america sandlot maverick patriot blue streak happy gilmore fun with dick and jane american history x blood sport hero crouching tiger hidden dragon

xtwarkerx 06/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

That's copypasta?

LiveGreen 06/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

xtwarkerx said: "That's copypasta?" it's a list of movies i often c&p

Alrika 06/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

xtwarkerx 06/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This thread was dead a few minutes ago. I made it liek 4 days ago. 0-o HOW?

Alrika 06/13/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My name is Chips Handon. I always like to lork at 4cham and I also like mudflips too, as you do. DASU DASU LOL. I also like having sex with underage children (HOES DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY DICK), shop the wops, do a battle roll and i just lost the match. Due to the fact that i'm not a noobfaag i know that /random/ is in posession of a great variety of "PC", at least those of you that aren't underage b%. in a nutshell, I need Anomalous to deliver to an Astrafaaglian /re/tard some of his "PC" (you know what i mean LOL). ROW ROW ROW THE BOAT. PLEASE DONT MAGE THIS THRED IT IS NOT COPYPIZZA, BUT ORIGINAL COMMENT.