1000 ways to die.

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thread starter BarackOsama May 03 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You know the show 1000 ways to die? Well, I don't have the time to watch them all, so lets start a thread and post 1000 ways to die based on the show. 1. A man tries to unstuck a woodchipper with his feet. His foot gets stuck and he's sucked in. The bad thing, he feels pretty much everything.

Mkay20 05/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Peeing on an electric fence. Classic x3

xXlLeetlXx 05/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Saphira said: "Escaping from jail by hiding in a 30 degree lake filled with leeches. Oh ya bby." Wouldn't the lake be frozen? Seeing as its 30 Degrees.

tiganior1 05/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Didn't screw in the air tank on a paintball gun correctly and shot the guy in the larynx.

BarackOsama 05/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

clement1111 said: " So a gym teacher is showing a bunch of losers how to through a javelin. He throws it, and is saying stuff at the kids while he's running. Right when he turns around to see where the javelin is, it goes through his eye and kills him (the javelin was on the ground and sticking up)." omg, what.

BarackOsama 05/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

xWinda said: "Getting ready for a fetish by putting on a gimp suit only to find out that your allergic to the rubber in the suit and slowly die as your being whipped. so sad." Lol is that the one where the guy goes to a wh.orehouse and is allergic to latex?

tiboe 05/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Snorting fire ants. o_O

gotnotwinkie 05/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Jumping into a lake and having water rush to your rectum and inside it. Causing a hole in your colon and large intestine Also, internal bleeding

coowip2 05/03/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

a 40 year old virgin goes to a sex house and gets put in the "naughty" room, so the chick puts him in a latex suit, and he does from his allergy to latex

marchtwelve 05/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

listening to miley cyrus.

NewExpiliict 05/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Black hole.

aCow May 04 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Death by excessive unwanted snoo snoo.

Gobumon 05/04/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Thinking a blanket can protect you and making a mad dash into a gunfire