Best Pick-Up Lines

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thread starter AlexNWonder Apr 17 2009 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Mine would HAVE to be How much does a polar bear weigh? -Other person doesn't know- Enough to break the ice. Hi, my name is _____________. Gets them everytime.

Crayola555 04/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

B How much do YOU weigh ? G Like 105 lbs? B Whoa dude, that's enough to break the ice! G So what's your name?

LastHysteria 04/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

platypusbroooo 04/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family. win :]

AngryNinja67 04/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

There are 206 bones in the human body. Would you like one more?

Lighthat 04/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Im like a rubiks cube, the more you play with me the harder i get

SkyBlue 04/17/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Cuttlefish said: "I'm not trying to impress you, but I'm Batman." THIS.

groundonrage 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Did you fart? cause you blew me away

krinsom3 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You have caused my internal temperature to reach abnormal levels... Please wrap your arms around me to cool me down... And to warm other places up

5and55 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

dammnnn girl your like Ice cream I want 2 Two scoops of you

MissJenneh 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Can I be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye?

Macaroni 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I hope someone said hi i'm dimo.

616510509 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hi, I'm 616510509.

WonderStrucK 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hi, are you from Jamaica? Cuz Jamaican me crazy!

pr3stig3 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hi, I think I saw you on Eharmony.... Works like a charm bby.

Hikashii 04/18/09 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

LastHysteria said: "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" Lol this is the best one