thread starter WaitFile Nov 08 2010
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| Read the thread "I became a henehoe!" to find out what happened before this thread. After killing 630 henehoes (only 630?) I was sentenced to life in Nexon's imfamous prison for hackers, the Cash Shop. Here I and the other inmates had to slave away for hours manufacturing low quality goods for the consumption of henehoes. After making 85 Korean Flower Petals and 300 Seal Cushions (ironic, because many henehoes have one) I was sent to the dining hall. Today's special was Witch's Stew, "freshly" delivered from Walmart. It tasted like snozzberries. I was preparing to head back to the manufacturing hall, when a pudgy guard dressed in Nexon clothes said "Not so fast! It's shower time!" He grabbed my hand, and I was dragged to the entrance of the shower. Inside the shower, several black men stood next to a bar of soap. I knew there was only one way out. I yelled "I just lost the game!" The guard and the black men shouted "We just lost the game!" That gave me enough time to run down the hallway. I only had a lead of several yards on the black men and the guard. I ran as fast as I could, knowing that if I was caught, a fate worse than death would befall me. I turned into a doorway, which opened to the rooftop of the Cash Shop. I kept running forward, knowing that I had to keep moving. I could hear the panting of the guard and the black men behind me. I came to a stop at the roof's edge. The distance from the roof to the ground below was well over a hundred feet. I turned around and faced the guard and the black men. They said "Are you ready to give up? There's no way out, just bend over." I yelled "I'd prefer to die!" I raised my middle finger and jumped off the roof. I landed in a bin of seal cushions. Ironic that the very weapon that I was wearing would end up saving my life. I remained immobile, as I did not want my assailants to know I was alive. I dug deeper into the seal cushions to conceal myself. After several minutes, I heard a voice say "Commencing delivery of seal cushions fo Henesys. Clearance given?" A voice that sounded like that voice-to-text thingy in Windows replied "Yes. You may proceed." The bin of seal cushions was picked up and dumped into a massive truck. After about a hour and a really bumpy ride (seriously, Henesys needs better roads, Nexon already makes nearly 100% profit due to slave labor) I was in Henesys. I was dumped into a massive display bin of seal cushions in the Cash Shop. Through sheer luck I was not seen by anyone. I remained concealed under a foot of seal cushions, waiting for a break. Several minutes later (I'm always waiting, can't I go kill people or something) I got my break. Three henehoes walked in, two females and a male. I never did catch their usernames, but they were insignificant to me anyway. If I remember correctly, they were talking about the rollback at the Cash Shop where the price of Seal Cushions was decreased by -9001%. I waited for an opportunity to strike. They turned their backs to me to look at |
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