The Clown Statue

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thread starter Yanluo Oct 26 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A couple with children were trying out a new babysitter. About an hour after they left for a night on the town, they realized they had forgotten to give her their cell phone number, so one of them called her. After she wrote down the number, the babysitter asked if she could watch satellite TV in their bedroom. She had just put the children to bed and wanted to watch a particular show. (The parents didn't want their children watching too much garbage, so the living room TV did not have satellite channels.) Well of course she could watch TV in their room, they replied. The babysitter had one other request: could she put a sheet or blanket over the clown statue that was in the bedroom? It kind of made her nervous. "Take the children and go to the neighbors," said the parent. "We don't have a clown statue, we'll call the police." The police caught the clown as he was running through the neighborhood.

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ShinigamiAce 10/26/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Heard this a looong time ago. 'Cept the statue may have been of something different. (Same story though.)

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Solipsistic + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

He was caught in a balancing act between the two. Looks like the joke was on him.

emm97 10/26/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i know that one :D

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idunnowho14 10/26/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

DAM the ending was pretty creepy

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lunarsun221 10/26/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This is extremely old.

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greenbandit 10/26/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

If you find that scary/creepy. You're a wuss

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Yanluo 10/26/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] greenbandit : If you find that scary/creepy. You're a wuss [/quote] If I was the babysitter I would, last thing you want is murdered children in your job resume D:

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fpsmuch 10/26/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ROL!...mmm, that would freak the crap out of me.

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RaggleFraggle 10/26/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'm tired of having pasta for dinner.

fpsmuch 10/26/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] RaggleFraggle : I'm tired of having pasta for dinner. [/quote] Try putting some sauce on it, instead of having it just plain.

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AngelxHoly 10/26/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Isnt this on hellhoundslair or something? I remember reading these stories 2 years ago. The clown ones are pretty darn scary.>:

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Heatless 10/26/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] RaggleFraggle : I'm tired of having pasta for dinner. [/quote] Especially if it's old, crusty, and unappealing.

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Yanluo 10/26/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] fpsmuch : ROL!...mmm, that would freak the crap out of me. [/quote] Just like the movie IT? xD

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Carrot 10/26/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You would have had a possibility of satisfying me with this if I hadn't seen it posted hundreds of times on youtube and Myspace by little children. But I have in fact seen it hundreds of times already.

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