thread starter khfanatic 01/09/07
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 | # When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. # # Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. # # Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. # # Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. # # Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" # # Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" # # Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. # # Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment. # # Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. # # Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. # # Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. # # Ask, "Did you feel that?" # # Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. # # When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" # # Swat at flies that don't exist. # # Tell people that you can see their aura. # # Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. # # Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" # # Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" # # Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. # # Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. # # Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. # # Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. # # Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. # # Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". # # Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passnegers, "This is MY personal space!" # # Put police tape in front of the door before entering. # # Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you. # # Hold an auction. # # Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved. # # Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male. # # Throw a rave. # # Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei." # # Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral". # # Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again. # # When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?" # # Lean over to |
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