Best Jokes EVER

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thread starter NotTaywer Oct 08 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Here's one I heard once: Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken! What are some good ones you've heard?

InSyncs 10/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Whats brown and sticky? A stick. =D

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LokcCap 10/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Whats black and white? A Zebra

barboza 10/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This is a chain of jokes. Why did the Rob cross the road? To fight the chicken who crossed. Why did his Rob's friends cross the road? To fight the chicken who almost killed Rob. Why did the chicken visit hospital? To check up on Rob and his friends who he almost killed.

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fzero100 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

there is a Mom and her 3 kids kid1:why is my name rose? mom:because a rose fell on you're head when you were born kid2:why is my name ruby? mom:becaue a ruby fell on your head when you were born kid3:aifdhuslfnsuisf mom: shut up piano

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Chaud + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

There were 3 men travelling in the forest. Then... cannibals appeared and surrounded them. The 3 men then cowered together and begged for mercy and for their lives. Amused, the cannibals decide to give these 3 a chance. The man-eaters say, "Each of you go get 10 of a certain fruit." And the 3 men run off to go fetch these fruit. The first one comes back with 10 apples. *At this point, you have to wonder: Why the hell did he decide to come back? But I digress...* The cannibals now give this man the final task: Shove all 10 of the fruit you gathered up your ass without changing your expression. At all. And if you do, we'll eat you. So, the first one goes at it and tries. to. shove. an. apple. up. his. ass. Does it work? Yes. Does his expression change? Do I seriously have to answer this? Does he get eaten? He turned out to be a delectable meal ~mmmm. The second one comes with 10 berries (I know, lucky, right?) *I'm still wondering why he also decided to come back.* This one is given the same task. So he begins. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5..., 6..., 7... ... then he laughs. He goes HaHaHa. So the cannibals eat him too. So in heaven, the first one asks, "Dude! Why did you laugh? You almost had it!" "I know but I couldn't help it. I saw the third one coming with pineapples." backpanther2 aleskies See above ;)

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vengeance251 10/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] fzero100 : there is a Mom and her 3 kids kid1:why is my name rose? mom:because a rose fell on you're head when you were born kid2:why is my name ruby? mom:becaue a ruby fell on your head when you were born kid3:aifdhuslfnsuisf mom: shut up piano [/quote] Rofl, I actually laughed for real... OT: How do you drown a blonde girl? Put a mirror in the depths of your pool.

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kcwt 10/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Girl: Look a dead bird! Blonde: -Looks up- Where?

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Daedalus 10/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

There are 3 prisoners and they are about to be executed. The prison warden says if they are able to fool the gunman they would be able to run. The first person , before he was going to be executed shouted ''Tsunami!'' and the gunman looked away which is when the he ran. The second person , before he was going to be executed shouted ''Earthquake!'' and the gunman looked away which is when he ran The third person walks up and thinks that fooling the gunman would be easy. He shouts ''FIRE'' and the gunman shoots him.

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wowcradle2 10/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Err please don't ban me for this, just sharing the laughter :D: Why does Santa have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year.

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backpanther2 10/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote=Chaud]If anyone wants to see the cannibal joke that I've posted before, just quote me and I'll edit it into my post after checking my Quoted bar. I posted it b4 roughly 1~2 weeks ago, so I don't want to re-post it unless someone hasn't seen it yet. Trust me, it's an awesome joke. quote] wow you really made me curious please tell me :D

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Chema 10/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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BluntTruth 10/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why can't blondes make ice cubes? Because they always forget the recipe

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monkeyDlilo 10/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A:Wheres my tracker? Q:What do you call Bob the builder when he's not building? A:Bob. Q:What did the carrot say to the lettuce? A:I'm a carrot.

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aleskies 10/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Chaud : If anyone wants to see the cannibal joke that I've posted before, just quote me and I'll edit it into my post after checking my Quoted bar. I posted it b4 roughly 1~2 weeks ago, so I don't want to re-post it unless someone hasn't seen it yet. Trust me, it's an awesome joke. Anyways, this is all I have right now: My guy friends asked me to help them shop, and so we went to the mall. While we were perusing the stores in the mall, we passed Victoria's Secret. Their names are Ditty and Jack (both are nicknames to retain anonymity) Ditty: Jack, look! It's your favorite store, Victoria's Secret! We'll understand if you wanna go shop there. Jack: Oh yeah, I almost forgot. I have to get something for your mom. [/quote] Yes, please post it again. =D

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