Best pickup lines?

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thread starter LoveHate Oct 06 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put your sister and I together" "Roses are red, violets are blue, GET IN THE F&*^%($ VAN" "You have something on your chest. My eyes. Get it? Because I'm staring at your breasts and I wish to have sexual intercourse with you" and apparently, this is the most romantic song you can sing to him/her: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G1uEPtumI0

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Mang 10/06/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

if I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?

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Narcissus 10/06/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"you must have been a gorgeous angel because it looks like now you fell flat on your face from heaven"

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foxyshazam1234 10/06/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"get in my pants"

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sandylambb 10/06/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"I'm going for a walk. Mind holding this for me?" Then giving him/her your hand. I am still sticking with this pickup line. My absolute favorite. (:

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LordKlawz 10/06/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hey baby what's your name? Or If me and you had a baby it would be Jesus.

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Kaplooney 10/06/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Are your parents assholes? Because YOU ARE THE S***! If I get in trouble for that, then...

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LonelyStoner 10/06/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] sandylambb : "I'm going for a walk. Mind holding this for me?" Then giving him/her your hand. I am still sticking with this pickup line. My absolute favorite. (: [/quote] That's genius.

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ApplShinR 10/06/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Mang : if I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one? [/quote] This was the one I posted >__> OT: Hey, do you work at Subways? Because you just gave me a footlong. ^^Current favorite.

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Moshiza 10/06/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"I want to be tangent to your curves" <3

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LordKlawz 10/06/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

LOL These are the funniest lines I have ever seen.

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kidkorea98 10/06/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Kaplooney : Are your parents assholes? Because YOU ARE THE S***! If I get in trouble for that, then... [/quote] I lol'd so hardd LMFAOO QFT!

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LordKlawz 10/06/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What does QFT mean 0.0?

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NewStyle 10/06/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] LordKlawz : What does QFT mean 0.0? [/quote] Quoted for Truth.

gunhold6 10/06/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"Hi".

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