Dumbest Questions You've Ever Heard Someone Ask

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thread starter RaggleFraggle Sep 27 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"Men are the dominant species right?" Species... Species... SPECIES? "Is the Arctic Ocean real?" *home phone rings* Me: Hello? Somebody: Hey you home? Entertain me.

MrChappy 09/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"Are you single?"

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TopMushroom 09/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

-Teacher was showing us pictures of a volcano she visited over the summer- Girl: "Whats that big hole in the mountain?" Teacher: "Its a volcano..." Girl "Duh, I know that >_> but whats the hole for?" Class: "face-desk"

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ScaredyCat 09/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Someone-Dude, what's the answer? Me-I'll give you a hint.... The answer is either A, B, C, or D. Hope that helped

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Gustavoon 09/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

How much is (0)(3)? I have been asked the same thing. Twice. By different people.

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MatthewDough 09/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"Are you Asian or Chinese?"

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Missy 09/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"what are you?" i'm asian ".. what's that?" asked from a 13 year old girl.

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gtxperson 09/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Well I work in a restaurant soo, I get handfuls. Me:Would you like a pint or quart? Customer:Which is bigger? (I've stopped saying pint and quart and now say small or large.) Me:Would you like a pint or quart? Customer:Which one's bigger? (So now I point to the boxes behind me that represent a small or large when asking. Thank god no one has screwed up yet.) *We just started prepping up the restaurant with food and other items. Our neon OPEN SIGN was turned off, making it dark gray, representing that we aren't open yet. The restaurant lights were also halfway turned on. A customer comes in, and asks this. Customer:You open yet? *Customer makes a call to our restaurant when all the chefs leave and the kitchen is turned off, since we're closing. We still have to pick up just in case of emergency. Me:Hello? Customer:Is this the (Restaurant name)? Me:Yes, but our kitchen is closed and our chefs are gone, so you can't come in or order. Customer:Well why the hell not? Me:Because there are no available chefs available. Also, the kitchen is closed. Customer:So why don't you just go to the kitchen and cook me up some food? I'm starving! Me:Because I'm only a waiter/cashier, I don't have any culinary experience. Customer:Well that's dumb, I'm never ordering from you guys again. -.-

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Cryptically 09/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

It makes me want to facepalm when some people think Asian = Chinese. I hear people say this a countless amount of times.

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