The luckiest guy in the World!
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thread starter JohnnyHeo Sep 21 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
The luckiest guy on the planet would probably have terminal cancer, had about a week left, decided to go scuba diving for the last time, because it was his lifes passion, then while diving, he gets attacked by a shark, the sharks blood mixes in with his own dna, creating a bacteria that destroyed the cancer cells inside the man. The man then is overjoyed, and tells his wife, who worked part time at a local store. The store had some lottery tickets, so the man bought one. The powerball was 300 million, and the man wins. Thinking that his luck probably ran out by now, he decided to store all of the 300 million into a bank. He then gets randomly chosen for a cryogenic time experiment. He gets frozen in a capsule, and it released 1000 years later. At this time, they still use the form of currency his times used. This bank's interested added up over the years, and he had near 100 billion dollars. He then buys a new computer, installs maple story, and gets the rarest exp hair and eyes in 1 go. THAT is the luckiest man on the planet. This is a true story based on Hitler's ruling.
lambodj 09/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
LOL! you are really funny. i envy you
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fatpig 09/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
hi grey blog cool story XD
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Ramunesun 09/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
implying that the dollar will survive for 1000 more years
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killuminati 09/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
the luckiest guy in the world? christina hendrick's husband. seriously. go look him up. its the schnozberries guy for gods sake.
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Jamiroquai 09/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
The US dollar will be worth naught in 100 years. Never mind a 1000. They've got less gold at Fort Knox than I've got A's on my last transcript.
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KingCrimson + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
I'd like to find that man and ask him to scroll and cube my stuff. below who asked for your opinion you bearhead
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lambodj 09/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
king is funny too not
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Zhekaira 09/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Am I the opposite if I failed 30 times on exp?
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codypwnsu2 09/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
Haha I like this thread
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ooAndu 09/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
"sharks blood mixes in with his own dna" Oh god...
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NiGHTWALKERPRO 09/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
This is whack lol.
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JohnnyHeo 09/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
i rock dont i
Sirenheart 09/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
[quote] lambodj : who asked for your opinion you indian [/quote] ohhhhhhhhhhh snap
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yPOS1 09/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT
yPOS1[quote] lambodj : who asked for your opinion you indian [/quote] ahem native american
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