Worst pick up line ever?

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thread starter yomamma1134 Sep 10 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hey guys I made a thread called "best pick up line?" a little while ago and now I want to hear your worst pick up line. When I mean by worse is that it will definately not get you a date (a joke pick up line that is probably rude, gross or whatever, just make it funny!). Ok so the original pick up line was "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" the worst pick up line I have was "did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is F*%~$# up!". Tell me your WORST pick up line that you have! Not something lame like just saying "your ugly.". I had too many thongs like that in the last thread.

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Rawrisaur + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My love for you is like diaherra, it's never ending.

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timemaster111 09/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Any pick up line followed by a "Your mom".

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yomamma1134 09/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Rawrisaur : My love for you is like diaherra, it's never ending. [/quote] xD there's some other one like that

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iwinagain 09/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

you, me, bed, now.

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ceapy 09/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"You're my sunshine"... Oh yeah, it's bad.

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Quazyx 09/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Did you fart? Because you blew me away <3

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HeartPiercex 09/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

If you were a PokeMon, I'd choose you <3 Unless they are a PokeMon fan.... o-o

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Quazyx 09/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"Did you just get finished peeing? cuz your #1 in my book"

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bp4lx142 09/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

1. Babe do you come with a fire extinguisher cause your smoking hot! 2. Babe are you tired cause you've been runnin through my mind all day. 3. She's the icing on my cake 4. Call the Police cause you've been runnin through my mind all day. 5. Girl, do you work at subway cause you make my 6 inch a foot long! 6. If i flip a coin what are the chances I'll get heads? 7. My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast 8. Do you give head to strangers? No? Well then let me introduce myself. 9. Is you're dad a lumberjack, cuz u keep puttin wood in my pants 10. Do you work for UPS, cuz i swear i saw u checking out my package. 11. Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. 12. My name is Pogo, wanna jump on my stick? 13. I lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you? 14. Nice legs... what time do they open? 15. Girl, if you were a book, I�d check you out first thing. 16. Girl, call heaven and tell the guards there missing an angel.

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Dracius 09/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Butterface.

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Rawrisaur 09/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks? You make my software turn to hardware! o-o...

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Quazyx 09/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"How do you like your eggs; sunny side up or scrambled?" "My bed is cold tonight, wanna help warm it up?" "They say every man has a trouser snake; wanna help catch mine?"

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FFVIISephy 09/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You're eyes are like deep, vivid brown pools of raw sewage.

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demariae 09/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Stand behind a girl and yell: Excuse me i jus wanna tell you, the back of your head is RIDICULOUS. If she has a ponytail and is ignoring you: Dayyummm girl don't be insecure! Ownn that ponytail, WORK THAT UP-DO.

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