Lame jokes that make you laugh.

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thread starter markyboi12 Sep 08 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Post below jokes that are so lame, that they make you laugh Heres mine: Why did the kid fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him! Another one: What the difference between an Elephant and a plum? - Nothing, they're both grey except for the plum. LOL

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fzero100 09/14/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

An Irish man walked into a bar.... and said "ouch"

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Hiro9921 09/14/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[insert long joke]...And I said that's not a Washing machine that's my wife! Bwahaha

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Luichii&fzero100 YOU BOTH TOOK MINE! D: okay this one is really old but, why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9

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xXJabXx 09/14/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What more fun that nailing a baby to the wall? Ripping it off again.

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eskmoo 09/14/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Whats brown and sticky? A stick. Nuh duhh.

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skyjustin 09/14/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A man walked into a bar. =D Why couldn't bob drive a car? Because Bob was a fish. Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Son: Hey mum, I stopped a repe today Mum: Really? How? Son: I changed my mind '~'

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qwedsa87 09/14/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Your mom is so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.

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markyboi12 09/14/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why did the speakers not work? They were cucumbers :D

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OblivionXX 09/14/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Your mama so fat, that when she went to school, she sat next to EVERYBODY!

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LitheMovement 09/14/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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IamL37 09/14/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

It's not a Noob Tube It's a Pro Pipe.

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CircaSurvive 09/14/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

-intentionally spills coffee- "Oh no, looks like I spilled again. Who am I... BRITISH PETROLEUM?" BAAAAAHAHAHA :D. *badoom tsss* What did the fat retarded kid with no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

iLoveMcDonald 09/14/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What's an iPod? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... AN iPOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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iTanU 09/14/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

why did bob ask his mom for advice? because he needed advice.

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A dark figure is seen entering the allotment with a bag of compost. He makes his way to a specific garden. When he leaves with the bag, the bag is empty. The plot thickens.

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