Help! roach in my room!

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thread starter mario1996 Sep 07 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

THERE'S A FREAKING BIG*** ROACH IN MY ROOM. I tried to killl it but then it started flying i was like WTF. Need help, how do i get rid of it? Btw i can't ask my parents since i dont want them to think im a wuss or anything like that. Lets see the roach is like moving around near the left corner of my room i think, saw it go hide behind the drawer. The things i can use as a weapon are 1.pencil 2.baseball 3.lighter 4.pocket knife ELIMINATED 5.airsoft gun How should i kill it guys? I don't really wana touch it since that's just gross. Plus it has to be a 1 hit kill or else it might start attacking me if it survives. HELP! btw im using the computer of my living room right now, ill eventually have to go to my room to sleep, so i must kill that lil thing right now.

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ohba1480 09/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Wear your shoes, because it's stomping time >:D

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DemonWaffles 09/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Oh, I know! Grab it with 4 tissues and throw it outside. Your hand will only feel weird.

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Bellaluna 09/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] mario1996 : Yes.....it's in my room... [/quote] Run to it, drop the textbook on it, and then hop up and down on top of the text book. Don't remove until tomorrow.

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mario1996 09/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] persephone99 : bug spray. or get a really big book/shoe and throw it at the bug. [/quote] IF i had a bug spray would i be making this thread? -,-

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persephone99 09/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

mario1996 well, i'm not going to touch it! ew! hell, i'd scream and tell my parents to kill the bug. but no, the bug will not get revenge on you for trying to kill it.

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kenmanyu 09/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I think bug spray would still require you to somehow touch it since you need to pickit up and throw it out, unless you use a broom and dustpan.

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NayNay 09/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Omgah, TS. Are you alive?

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DemonWaffles 09/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Dissect it with the pencil then.

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mario1996 09/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Bellaluna : Run to it, drop the textbook on it, and then hop up and down on top of the text book. Don't remove until tomorrow. [/quote] That would involve me getting near it :S, also the roach might have move to a different place by now like infront of my room(where the door is), so when i open the door it might fly and attack me or go somewhere else in the house :S. person saying to use shoes I ain't using my brand new pair of sneakers just to kill a roach.

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Yinn 09/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

1.pencil 2.baseball 3.lighter 4.pocket knife 5.airsoft gun You use all of the above. First get the bat, set it down in the middle of your room. You then light your pencil on fire with the lighter, throw the pencil on the bat, get your room on fire, load the airsoft with your pocket knife, wait for the roach to run out of the burning room and shoot it.

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freejuspower 09/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

well you don't have the sufficient supplies. I''l give you some advice. You'll need these materials: 2~3 sheets of napkins, a big textbook, gloves, & medium-paced reaction time. The steps are: 1. Find the roach 2. Approach cautiously and slowly 3. Lightly place the napkin over the roach (if you're too scared then let it float down on the roach {preferably it's back}) 4. Grab your textbook within 30 ~50 seconds of completing step 3 5. Raise the textbook over your head or keep it relatively near your face 6. SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH or you can just raise it to your face and accelerate book forward on the napkin 7.? 8.Profit?

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DustinxAzn 09/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

fart and use a lighter to make a flamethrower >:]

sarangbi 09/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Roaches can fly? You should punch it. It's the only solution. Jk. But seriously

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mario1996 09/07/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] freejuspower : well you don't have the sufficient supplies. I''l give you some advice. You'll need these materials: 2~3 sheets of napkins, a big textbook, gloves, & medium-paced reaction time. The steps are: 1. Find the roach 2. Approach cautiously and slowly 3. Lightly place the napkin over the roach (if you're too scared then let it float down on the roach {preferably it's back}) 4. Grab your textbook within 30 ~50 seconds of completing step 3 5. Raise the textbook over your head or keep it relatively near your face 6. SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH or you can just raise it to your face and accelerate book forward on the napkin 7.? 8.Profit? [/quote] ZOMG the roach almost bit me! D: , it move right before the napkin got its back at started flying around all over the place! I panick and started throwing stuff at him. I threw my knife and ran away. :S. I'm pretty sure i miss. What do i do now?

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UchihaNight 09/08/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Be a man and Combo Smash it =P

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