49 Reasons why It's good to be a guy

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thread starter greenbandit Sep 02 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

49 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Bloke 1.A phone conversation lasts 30 seconds 2.You know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes 3.A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase 4.Bathroom lines are 80% shorter 5.You can open all your own jars 6.Old friends don't give you cheek if you've lost or gained weight 7.When clicking thru the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying 8.You don't have to lug a bag of "necessary" items with you everywhere you go. 9.You can go to the bathroom alone 10.Your last name stays put 11.You can leave a hotel room bed unmade 12.You can kill your own food 13.The garage is all yours 14.You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness 15.You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment" 16.You never have to clean the toilet 17.You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes 18.Wedding plans take care of themselves 19.If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend 20.Your underwear costs $7.50 for a pack of 3 21.None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry 22.You don't have to shave below your neck 23.You don't have to curl up next to some big, hairy guy every night 24.If you're 34 and single, no one notices 25.Chocolate is just another snack 26.You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat 27.Flowers fix everything (or electricians tape) 28.You never have to worry about other's feelings 29.Three pair of shoes are more than enough 30.You can say anything and not worry about what people think 31.You can whip your shirt off on a hot day 32.Car mechanics tell you the truth 33.You don't give a dang if someone doesn't notice your new haircut 34.You can watch a game in silence for hours without your buddy thinking "He must be mad at me" 35.One mood, all the time 36.You can admire Clint Eastwood without having to starve yourself to look like him 37.Same work........more pay 38.Grey hair and wrinkles add character 39.Wedding dress $2000, Tux rental $100 - you do the maths! 40.You don't care if someone is talking behind your back 41.You don't pass on the dessert and then mooch off someone else's 42.If you retain water, it is in a canteen 43.The remote is yours and yours alone 44.You need not pretend you're "freshening up" when you go to the bathroom 45.If you don't call your buddy when you said you would, he won't tell your friends you've changed 46.If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong mates 47.The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected 48.If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room 49.New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet Feel free to add your own :P

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sharpshooter 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Guys can watch girl on girl action. Girls can't watch guy on guy action. O_@ GG world

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envoyxp 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Well 16 may not be true, since a toilet is a "splash-zone"

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NapalmDe4th 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

>You know useful stuff about airplanes and tanks Wait, I do?

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Mang 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

32.Car mechanics tell you the truth lolno. they try to bs anyone.

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rawr12345 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lmao I've seen a shirtless woman she had like c cups it was nice :O I was at work and I went on break and stared at her for like 30 mins... Anyways... OT: When we get hurt we care for about 30 secs if we are working.

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13LoL13 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I like this thread. Some of the reasons don't apply for me because my dad/sister always take my tv remote, I will have to clean my toilet when I have my own house, the garage is not all mine and I do have to worry about what I say and what other people think.

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infectionsx 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Where have I seen this before...?

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ColdFridge 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] 13LoL13 : I like this thread. Some of the reasons don't apply for me because my dad/sister always take my tv remote, I will have to clean my toilet when I have my own house, the garage is not all mine and I do have to worry about what I say and what other people think. [/quote] Man up

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Jurr + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

At least post the whole thing (100 reasons why it's better to be a guy) Edit @2 above: Probably here.

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Iceheart1111 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] sharpshooter : Guys can watch girl on girl action. Girls can't watch guy on guy action. O_@ GG world [/quote] You are mistaken

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maplesword 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] greenbandit : 49 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Bloke 23.You don't have to curl up next to some big, hairy guy every night [/quote] LOL, amen. Also, chocolate is not just another stack.

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longhorns7 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

hehe it is funny but I don't know a thing about tanks and airplanes, except that they fly and bang bang.

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MostNoob + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] greenbandit : 29.Three pair of shoes are more than enough [/quote] B-b-but I like my sneakers..

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Godafoss 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Chawcolate : Sometimes I wish I could just whip off MY shirt on a hot day. [/quote] Oh but you can.

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iSmashBugs 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

50. Duct Tape is your Best Friend.

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