Best pick-up line?

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thread starter yomamma1134 Sep 02 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Hi guys, my friend told me a couple of pretty funny pick up lines. mainly because it was funny and i never heard of them. so the first one, my friend said "do you have 70 cents? if not you can give me 69". the other one my friend said you: "do you like water?" other: "yah why" (or whatever response to yes) you: that means you already like 70% of me (we are made of about 70% of water) it took me a little while to figure it out but it was pretty funny! tell me your funniest or best pick-up line! please dont hate on the ones i said 0_o Edit: if i had a nickel for every time i saw someone as beautiful as you, i would have 5 cents! haha! this one isn't that funny but i liked it: You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

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aBuccslLife 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] WhereistheLuv : If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head? [/quote] Lol. Post too short~

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Dropnote 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i lost my number, can i have yours? loool

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Fearless 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] WhereistheLuv : If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head? [/quote] LOOL, this is win!

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ohbabyitsanju 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.

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itzvincee 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I LOL'd at first comment lmfao. Dont ask why? xD

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aBuccslLife 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Ok guys heres one I KNOW ur gonna like! -Let's play lion tamer, you bend over and I'll put my head in your mouth.

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heroicstorm 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Aniyaki : The keyboard already has you beat. [/quote] I lol'd

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aBuccslLife 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] itzvincee : I LOL'd at first comment lmfao. Dont ask why? xD [/quote] Lol me too. I can see someone doing that as a dare or a bet.

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WhereistheLuv 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

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aBuccslLife 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] WhereistheLuv : (Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand. [/quote] gg sir.

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WhereistheLuv 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] MeIanoid : L> BF/GF MUST BE LVL 100+ AND HAVE NX! ILL PAY FOR THE WEDDING!11!1!one! [/quote] No doubt the best one so far xD

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archangel704 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

-i got the F,C,K, alls i need is U

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RonnieTee 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] OhSoCold : Hey baby, does this smell like chloroform? LOLOLOL [/quote] Na man, it goes like: Hey, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you? :P

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insayein 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Noel is cute .

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PinapplePoPo 09/02/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

if you wer tree and i squirrel i put mii nuts in u? o.o

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