Glass of Water

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thread starter ddvessel Aug 29 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Are you jealous of all your friends who can prepare delicious glasses of water with ease? This here recipe will tell you how to make the most thirst quenching glass of water the world has ever seen! Just follow these 5 simple steps! Items Needed * Water * A glass Directions 1. Grab a glass from your cupboard. Be sure that it is not too large, nor too small, and most importantly, don't drop it, as it will break and everything you tried for will be ruined. 2. Slowly bring the glass beneath your faucet. Be sure not to chip or break the glass on the faucet itself, as faucets have a much higher E value than glass on the Rockwell Hardness Scale developed by Hugh M. Rockwell in 1908. 3. Turn on the faucet. Pay extra attention as to which knob you are turning. As one is hot, and the other is cold. Turn the cold one. This knob is usually marked with a C or the color blue. If you are red-blue colorblind, ask for assistance from a trusted source such as your Mom, or your Sister! 4. as the water line approaches the top of the glass, turn off the faucet completely. Ideally, there should be a centimeter of space between the water line and the top of the glass. You can easily use a dime to measure this distance. 5. If you want this glass of water to be extra special, you may garnish with an orange slice! [See page 213 for instructions on how to garnish your glass of water with an orange slice] Congratulations! You have successfully poured your first glass of water! Feels good, doesn't it? Now go, have fun, and good luck on your future water-pouring endeavors!

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RiceBreak 08/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I dun get it.

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iRAWR 08/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Thanks. I needed this.

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Ruupi 08/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I guess basilers are running out of ideas for threads o-o''

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BabysAreFood 08/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

omg but it's not filtered. so dirty

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Nuwen 08/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What happens if I spill water on my pants?

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ddvessel 08/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Nuwen : What happens if I spill water on my pants? [/quote] please read page 306 on "how to change your pants"

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panancake 08/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Awesome guide :3 I need one for preparing a nice bowl of cereal though. Do I put the milk in first, or the cereal D: If I put the cereal first, and I just find out that I have no milk, what do?

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ddvessel 08/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] panancake : Awesome guide :3 I need one for preparing a nice bowl of cereal though. Do I put the milk in first, or the cereal D: If I put the cereal first, and I just find out that I have no milk, what do? [/quote] slow down there, buddy.

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Squirteezy 08/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This is nothing compared to my guide on how to runaway from home.

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lettucing 08/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Do you happen to also have instructions for getting water from the dispenser that's located on my refrigerator door?

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magixren 08/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Ew faucet water....

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ragnerkiller 08/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Cup + Lake = Purest of Waters, well after you remove bugs and w/e

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Segumisama 08/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

to be honest, I keep a large waterbottle in our fridge filled with water. but thank you for the tips <3

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Exius 08/29/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Tap water's pretty gross. I'll stick with bottled.

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