The perks of being a male

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thread starter EscaladeScar Aug 27 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You can just go to the bathroom, unzip your pants, take your sausage out and just pee? Isn't that amazing? ( i want this perk, it seems fun too though.) Girls: You have to sit and and wipe. Especially on public toliets. >:l Boys don't get their periods. Girls: They get them once a month, they usually last forever. It makes us, tired, sleepy, moody and we leak blood all day. Not fun. Plus we have to buy tampons! ITS NOT CHEAP. Boys don't need to shave. Girls: Girls need to shave, or they look unattractive. They spend endless money on razors, razor cream, and shave for atleast an hour to find your hairy spots. Like legs, our mustaches, arms, other places. Boys don't need to wear makeup unless they're Justin Beaver. Girls: Need to put on heavy makeup sometimes, sometimes light. But we have to buy that, which costs money too. And when it emptys or like is finished, we have to buy expensive makeup, because if we get drug store makeup we are considered poor. And that is bad for our rep. Boys don't worry about their clothing! Girls: Girls have to buy every peice of clothing thats in season, or else we are considered outcasters. If we buy from second hand shops, we are considered poor. Get it? Boys just throw on any shirt they find, some pants, a cap and throw on their socks and shoes, when girls have to go through tons of drawers and closets just to find the perfect CLEAN thing to wear. Boys can shower easily! Girls: We have to put on endless amounts of shampoo and conditioner and soap because we are suppost to look attractive! Especially the hair, we have to brush for like 5 hours and not 10 seconds like you boys. It has to be straightened and knotless, and shiny and clean, especially when we get out of the shower, we have to do all that and blow dry it and brush. It's really a pain. Boys don't usually have to brush their hair. Girls: We have to brush our hair till its knotless and brush it atleast every half an hour a day cause it gets knotty. We have to find like headbands, hair clips, barrettes. We try on tons and tons of them till we find the PERFECT one. You guys can just leave your hair the way it is. Boys don't get pregnant. Girls: When girls get pregnant, we get morning sickness, EVERYDAY, EVERY HOUR. Then like 6 months later, we have to squeeze out this pain that hurts more then kidney stones. It takes atleast 1 hour till we squeeze this mutant bloody baby out of our hairy jungle. Guys have fun, and better friends. Girls: We talk bad about one another atleast everyday, you have to admit it right girls? I even admit to it. We've started rumors about one another, and sometimes we are just plain innocent. You get gossiped about, you get teased. Out of 100% Boys get builled = 30% of the time when us girls get builled 70% of the time. Boys usually don't get cheated on or dumped. You boys do it to us girls. Girls: We get cheated on, dumped and left for no reason half the time. We cry everyday, every minute and we CANNOT stop thinking about you when

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ArubianoGuy 08/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What guys cant look nice? or have a good wardrobe? but its nice ^_^

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somthing3000 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i...am..uhh. sure that there are advantages to being.. a girl but. uh.. .

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Dopamine 08/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My hair started on fire and it got all nasty so i had to brush it.

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zackalon + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I thought girls stop having periods at an older age? Girls don't need to shave nor do men. Justin (Last name is filtered -.-) doesn't wear make-up and girls don't need to wear make up to look attractive I worry about my clothing all the time. I don't want to look bad and I don't wear the traditional t-shirt+jeans alone. I use all kinds of conditioners and shampoos. I spend a long time straightening my hair and keeping it looking nice. Boys don't get pregnant but girls generally have a higher pain tolerance. Girls can have as much friends and funs as guys. If not, more. Guys talk trash about other dudes also. Being cheated on applies to men also. You shouldn't be with someone who is unfaithful. You don't need to cry over them, if they can't see how valuable you are to them, that's their problem. For the last one, I can't think of anything that counters it =3 It's kind of funny also.

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msnoob 08/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Boys dont have to shave....really LOL

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051035 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] EscaladeScar : Boys usually don't get cheated on or dumped. You boys do it to us girls. Girls: We get cheated on, dumped and left for no reason half the time. We cry everyday, every minute and we CANNOT stop thinking about you when we get dumped left or cheated on. We cry everyday and we are annoying. [/quote] "...twice as many women as men have admitted to cheating on their partners...." Source (Below #5 under the tab "Dating & Sex")

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DaRkSwAn 08/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

well the reason you get dumped is because you guys chose d bags over the nice guys your fault

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EscaladeScar 08/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

@ zackalon thats called menopause. Old OLD ladys get it.

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ricefluff 08/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i agree with @somthing3000 there's probably more advantages being a girl than a guy >.>

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Dopamine 08/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Dopamine : My hair started on fire and it got all nasty so i had to brush it. [/quote] oh yeah! Downside of being a male: We need to deal with pregnant women/periods. I mean, come on.... It's not my fault your jayjay turns into a bloody faucet once a month.

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AngelxHoly 08/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Another girl who complains without realising that both sides have pros and cons. Complaining about it wont change it.

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LolCats 08/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Benefits of being gay and a male: No children! You don't need to put up with woman! Theres so much.

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Zhekaira 08/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lol, well i mean, you WANT to look beautiful, so you do all that stuff.. And I do worry about my looks and my wardrobe. Lol Girls have cheated on me.

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rycebabii 08/27/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This post just makes me mad as a girl. It's not like that?

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