thread starter AznRyaku Aug 11 2010
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| Repost since someone asked me to appeal to a wider audience (From a diff section). Important note: You must be able to read some-what like an illiterate person does. SOUND DUH WURDS OUT. Which everyone can...? Unless they're not faking... So lately there have been a lot of (Made up) stories on how dual blades are the new terrorists of Maple Story. I just wanted to share my experiences on how this is not true. I will now say a subliminal message to mods: Have a sense of humor. Did you find the message? Name of story: Crazy asian (Because all thiefs are asian) NL men and woMEN. Scena- Real experience that happened for reals 1: S0 I WASZ AT DUH GALLOPERAZ AND DIS FLYING NL MEN CAME IN AND SAID STAFF, HURR WHT HAPUN: Flying NL MEN: WOAH MEN U HAZ GALLO$ MAP? Me: I'm only level 7 dude, this isn't my map! Flying NL WoMEN: DUDE! HOWWWWWWW! Me: What. Both: OMGUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE KS HIM. Me: This isn't my map. Gallopera: LEAVE BRITTANY AL- NYEAAHHHHH (This is where you realize made up monsters can't type.) Me: KA-ME-HA-ME-REPORTED. Name: Why you skem? Episode 2: SO I WAS AT CPQ CUZ DEH NL MEN KS ME OUT AND DEDN I SAW DIS LUVLY NPC. HIS NEM WAS SPIEGULMEN AND HE TOLD ME STAGGFF: NPC: To be able to participate in this party quest you must be level 30-50! Me: WHAT? YUSKEM MEN> I LEVUL 8 AND MY DAD GM. (Yes I leveled because a GM came from the flying NL man) NPC: Hi! I run the Carnival! Would you like to join? Me: THAT WUZ IT MEN, U JUST GOT URSELF BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAWWWW KS WAR! NPC: To be able to participate in this party quest you must be level 30-50! Name: OMG YEW DUAL BLUD? Part 3: So I was in Henesys and my dad came and was like this: GM: OMG YEW DUAL BLUD? Me: Yes! How did you know? GM: OMG YEW DUAL BLUD? Me: No! GM: OMG YEW DUAL BLUD? Me:You're not my father! GM: OMG YEW DUAL BLUD? Me: HOW YOU USE 2 DAGGERS? GM: OMG YEW DUAL BLUD? Name: Synopsis: S0 DEN I GO TU FM TO SELL BLUE DTING A SNEL DROP AND DIS GUY TRADE AND WUZ LIKE DIS: Guy: 5 mesos. Me: 4 mesos. Guy: 6 mesos. Me: 3 mesos. Guy: 100 mesos. Me: I'll give you 1k. Guy: Deal. Nexon: SERVER CRASH AND ROLL BACK TIME! WE'RE SLASHING ALL PRICES. GET CHO BUTT IN HURR MISTUH ROLL BACKS. Fat Albert: HEY HEY HEY. Nexon: Were racist, SO YOULL DO JUST FINE! Me: 5k mesos. So guys, next time you play Yu-gi-oh, remember this. Because not all dual blades have. WHITE LIGHTNING ATTACK! GO BLUE EYES. Would you like me to continue on these? I've heard I got something you guys call talent. |
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