lolol i love my gf

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thread starter KFMister Jul 28 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Vocab: Doink = Curse word for "sexual intercourse" So this morning, I called my girlfriend of fourteen months and six days to see if she wanted to go see a movie or something. She very politely rejected, saying that she had to help her mother babysit her little brother. No problem, I thought. Then I called up a couple of my buddies to see if they wanted to go see a movie, and they agreed. I also asked my brother, who politely denied also. So we're at the mall, and we walk into the theater. I'm excited to see the movie (which was Inception by the way, I heard it was good) when I see a familiar figure way down below at the front row. There was a girl by herself, looking at her cellphone. Her hair was so familiar, I was almost positive that it was my girlfriend. I was about to call out to her when I remembered her excuse, and I believed that she wouldn't lie to me. I ignored it. A couple of minutes later, my brother walks in to the theaters and sits next to the girl. I leave him alone, knowing that he had a way with girls, but it kind of aggravated me that he hadn't told me about his date. A couple of minutes into the movie (the part where Leonardo was pushed into the bathtub) they start making out. I try to ignore them. About ten minutes later, I had to freakin' pee. Walking down the aisle, I turn the corner into the dark hallway out of the theater when I hear the loudest gasp I've ever heard in my life. My head poked back out towards the source, and behold; it was my girlfriend. With my brother. And they had made out. I froze for what felt like fifteen minutes. My brother's knocking on my room door now, wanting to talk to me. My girlfriend texted me earlier saying that if I broke up with her, she would doink everyone of my friends, along with my brother. Everyone, I love my life.

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xVolcomStone 07/30/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

So "doink" is in substitution of another word, right?

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greatgodkt 07/30/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

so you still dating her? if you do then that suck for u =(

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opmeT 07/30/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] RushOfDawn : Boink the doink then smoink her noink with your koink. [/quote] This made me lol so hard.

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ifeelgreat00 07/30/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

man break up shes not worth it

RaggleFraggle 07/30/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The main thing here is that she cheated on you. You should dump her right away. Second thing is, she's saying she will sleep with all the men you know. She already slept with your brother . Who cares if she sleeps with your friends? Bottom line is just dump her.

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PearlJammin 07/30/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Dump her, but first get nudes. Send those around the school, that will ruin her. Also, get your brother, and throw him through your window.

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skittlesmoo + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] IcedLegacy : i'll kick a b-tch in the c-nt, til it makes her q-eef and sounds like a f-ckin whoopie cushion. [/quote] Was this necessary?

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eztokillyou 07/30/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] PearlJammin : Dump her, but first get nudes. Send those around the school, that will ruin her. Also, get your brother, and throw him through your window. [/quote] i wouldn't go that far on the nudes thing, cause that could ruin someone's life.

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PearlJammin 07/30/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] eztokillyou : i wouldn't go that far on the nudes thing, cause that could ruin someone's life. [/quote] No, when you "threaten" me after cheating on me with my brother, that's where I draw the line from I'll let it go, to I'm ruining your life.

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iSmashBugs 07/30/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Ninjenk : Ignore your brother for fourteen months and six days. Make him feel the depth of your sorrow. Also if they are your friends, tell them not to doink her. [/quote] and do that to your GF also. and tel her your going to do it.

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iluvcandy 07/30/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

wow. show everyone her text to you and it will look like she a h**. just dump her. no one deserve to be cheated on.

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SpyDave 07/30/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Steel : So your girlfriend secretly cheats on you with your brother.. And they know you're going to the movies and they decide to go watch a movie at the same time? Then after they realize you found out, the girlfriend threatens you? Okay, buddy. [/quote] Lawl I know ehh?

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LightStruck 07/30/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

1. Take a photo of the text she sent you. 2. Post it on facebook along with your story. 3. ? 4. Profit.

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opmeT 07/30/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] LightStruck : 1. Take a photo of the text she sent you. 2. Post it on facebook along with your story. 3. ? 4. Profit. [/quote] This is so WIN. But seriously, just dump her... No need to make someone else feel bad. ):

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yeominator 07/30/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Ya dump her... Sex, then maybe she might get stds or something. Her loss.

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