Joke: A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next a nun

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thread starter badballer7 Jul 09 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun. After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! " The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

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reaps 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

i saw it coming get it? hahahahaha no but seriously i heard this before

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brownone777 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Wow, what a surprise XD

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SoyMlkIsGood 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

LMFAO! I was not expecting that.

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AnotherAran 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

LOL. Did not expect that.

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Humanmango 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Kinda old, but still somewhat funny.

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SunTied 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

HAHAHHA that was fuuny

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swifthrow 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

LOL win

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gotshroomz 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

classic

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Mistmage101 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Funneh Funneh. Going to copy this somewhere

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Legendary777 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Ah, I see why the nun wanted anal, huh.

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putiiii 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Didn't see that one coming.

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Jurr 07/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Nice twist :D

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Sumbudy 07/10/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What if you're giving a girl anal, then they accidently s*** while you're doing it. O_o Gross.

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