Asian parents and their illogical theories

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thread starter DrXbowman Jul 05 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Do any of you guys have asian parents that have illogical theories that they cannot support? I wanna read something funny and laugh. :P I'll start: If you don't score very high on a test ( 96+ ) then automatically, it means that you didn't try at all or you never studied for the exam. Tomatoes are good for the male organ used for urination. If you put a cell phone on your skin such as your arm without a sleeve, you will get cancer. A picture of Lui Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei in your bookbag from the Dynasty Warriors series will keep you safe. If you are seen by your parents talking to someone of your age and of the other gender, it is assumed that you are dating them, which means beating for some or lectures Doing a 50+ page packet of math with no examples you didn't learn will make you smarter. ( Reasonable, but if you don't know how to do it, then... >_< ) You learn everything in school and there is nothing you aren't taught. Brain Age for the Ds makes you smartER. You need to drink milk to get taller. You know how to do EVERYTHING on the computer that they need you to do. Breaking a kfc chicken bone in half and sucking the insides is good for you. ( Something similar to this is good for you, but not this ) Beats and Yogurt blended is a smoothie. ( OMG WTF THATS DISGUSTING I GAG WHEN I HAVE TO DRINK IT, *HAVE TO*) "Stop watching so much tv" ( Your the one watching dubbed korean dramas until 2 in the morning ) When you're on the computer, you are *automatically* either playing games or on facebook and NOT STUDYING. If they are cold, you are cold and have to wear that big puffy winter jacket outside when other kids are wearing sweatshirts and jeans. Edit: After reading some comments about how our parents are just trying to discipline us for life, that is true, but this thread is to post about the illogical theories that they have, not how we don't like them. I'm glad to see how many people I can relate to in these theories.

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magixren 07/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My parents aren't Asian but they have very illogical thinking... My mom always tells me I need to gain weight. I agree too; but since my parents work all day; theres never food at home; but they never give me money to go out to eat. Not even like $3 for some tacos at Taco Bell...

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jiggoha 07/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Dad: sleeping with your window open will give you shoulder pain.

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ddvessel 07/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

one time i had a super bad headache and my dad said it was because my room was messy. i also recently got yelled at for eating a scoop of whole grain pasta because it wasn't "healthy" enough.

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UchihaNight 07/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

they wont let me spend my money on certain things but its my money

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DrXbowman 07/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] UchihaNight : they wont let me spend my money on certain things but its my money [/quote] Same, I was about to buy a video game from gamestop once, but I was stopped even though I was going to pay for it with my money. And I never bought a video game, I was always given them as gifts.

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cryingwolf 07/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

letting a fan blow at u over night can freeze u to death

Riverstorm 07/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My mom says I should go stand in the sun more often or else I'll get cancer from being indoors. .__.

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SilverStrato 07/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My mom says I'm emo. My mom says god exists.

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SolAurum 07/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My mom says that I should study in the summer. I just go in my room, lock it, and say I am, then do whatever I want :3

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jiggoha 07/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Your tomatoes one reminded me of 'beans give you blood'.

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ScaniaSin 07/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My mom thinks that I learn just about everything in school. My mom thinks school is so easy. Uhh Idk what else. I forget.

tailedfox13 07/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My mom has problems. That's all I gotta say.. and yes, she's asian.

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Jankiez 07/05/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My mom thinks i should cut my hair. its like guy emo hair but im not emo...she needs ta SU!

Sigyle + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I usually think my mom is irrational, but then I think it through, and I'm like "aaah I see".

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