Funny yet embarassing childhood stories

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thread starter dogloverbryce Jun 28 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'm still in my childhood, ill start. This story is right at this moment. Soooo, I sleep with this little blue blanket.I CANNOT sleep without him. Its 2:00 in the morning, and I was going to bed. I found him in the WASHER. He was all wet...so i tried to turn the dryer on, and it made too much noise. SO, I improvised. I have this lava lamp right next to my computer. ...Hes still warming up. I tied him to it. Oh wow, I referred to it as him.

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HolyMythos 06/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I never really did anything embarrassing.

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Amarlista 06/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Basically this , except picture this kid an adorable little girl :D

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MaiMaiHyVong 06/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I used to lick screen doors to watch the bubbles form.

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imtwocats 06/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] HolyMythos : I never really did anything embarrassing. [/quote] Lies. Share your stories, nobody is judging. ^^

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dogloverbryce + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Amarlista : Basically this , except picture this kid an adorable little girl :D [/quote] oh, didin't we all?

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KimiRawr 06/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Amarlista : Basically this , except picture this kid an adorable little girl :D [/quote] LMAO SAMEEE. And I got caught a few times. Once by my mom and my brother well after bedtime, I never heard the end of it. :[ lol.

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Xaenollius 06/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Well, I guess it could be the time I... I can't remember my childhood stories D:

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DeleTeh 06/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

That time I got molested. Oh wait, that wasn't funny.

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inyunaruto 06/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

2 weeks ago my dad walked in on me and my gf stripped in the guest room i started crying im 16 yea embarrsing but hey i got some ;)

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RichyRetard 06/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I don't remember crud from my childhood -_-

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dogloverbryce 06/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I'm surprised no one made fun of me for my story xD

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burrito 06/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Age 3: Summer: I'm running around my backyard, and it's a beautiful summer day. The sun was shining, and I was having the time of my life running around the backyard buck naked. Oh yes, the neighbours had a good laugh at that. Oh, and 2 hours later, I had heatstroke and nearly died ^_^ Age 3: Fall: I am running around the house, having discovered in the summer that I enjoyed running. For some reason, my parents had decided to get the floor waxed. So, this chubby little asian baby is booking it around the house at roughly 100,000 km/h when she finds out that table corners are not good things to smash your head into. I lost 2 quarts of blood that day (or so they tell me. I wouldn't be surprised if it was more...) Age 3: Winter: Christmas: It's Christmas dinner, and I was still kinda recovering from my Fall-Fall incident. My parents are busy keeping company, and I am sitting in my highchair, oblivious to the world. My dad is pouring out a platter of Tobasco sauce for his chicken wings when the phone rings. Absentmindedly, he reaches out and places the platter of hot-sauce on my table and goes to pick up the phone. When he comes back, he finds his 3 year old daughter holding the empty platter and smacking her lips like a posessed child. I caused a lot of trouble for my parents that year... ^_^''

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DeleTeh 06/28/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] dogloverbryce : I'm surprised no one made fun of me for my story xD [/quote] Haha, he sleeps with his banky! I keed, we all have similar tendencies.

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LifeSoShort + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I can't swim or float in the 13 years of my life.I lived in a Apartment with a neighborhood swimming pool when I was 2-6.I went there almost every weekend. I tried the thing where people slid down the ramp of stairs but forgot to put my body facing sideways.There was a sphere at the end of the ramp. I believed jumping off a couch with an Plastic bag would bring you safely down.When it didn't work and I yelled in pain I decided to use an Umbrella instead.Didn't work so well either. I thought the Power Rangers were real.And Santa.

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