HeneHoe Expedition: The Study of the Hoes

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thread starter Carnio Jun 11 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Windia's NinjaGiraffe guild presents- HeneHoes. When we hear this compound word, we think about hoes who just stick around in Henesys for the rest of their Maple lives and have crazy amounts of NX to show off. But today we have discovered a whole new meaning of what HeneHoes really are. As you may know already, HeneHoes hang around in Henesys most of time and are huge NX whores. Though they are very proud of being HeneHoes and admit themselves as one without any hesitation. They train half of their day and the other half are spent at Henesys. Though some spend their time at Henesys 24/7. Most of the Maplers wonder how much these Hoes spend on NX altogether. Our study shows that HeneHoes spend around $100+ dollars. Where'd they get that money? They earn them. That's right. HeneHoes earn their money, such as allowances and jobs, though some steal from their mother's purses and credit cards. One of the interviewed HeneHoes, GewdyTewShew (Lvl 24), says she earns her own money to buy her NX . "I afford my own money," she said. After realizing how ridiculous that sounded, she corrected her self. "make*" and F6ed. We continued our studies towards the Henesys Potion Shop where, as Justin (TangYiChen) says, it is "HeneHoe Heaven!". Once we entered, the HeneHoes immediately fired their F6 cannons . One of interviewers walked up to 2 local guy Hoes sitting next to each other and once they F6ed they changed channel and left. Clearly showing that HeneHoes they are highly disturbed by NXless Maplers. We moved on back outside where we passed by a group of tremendously active and talkative HeneHoes. Looking at them from a distance, we figured they talk a lot about their race and they all seem to know each others' real life names even if they don't know each other or barely talk at all, like some secret HeneHoe mind channel. Our interview then traveled to Henesys Park, where we then met a pair of local HeneHoes, 11 year old DayumX (Lvl 74 Dark Knight) and his 14 year old friend LightWeapons (Lvl 43 Beginner). These two guy Hoes has changed our view of all HeneHoes. When our interviewer approached DayumX and asked to answer a few questions, he delightedly said Yes, but like all HeneHoes he F6ed . According to him, HeneHoes would sit all day and F6 at everyone that would be around them. He says that F6ing is the only way to attract other Hoes and would have F6 contests. They also believe that the only person with the greatest F6 would be the HeneHoe God. Such an interesting belief I might say. Most HeneHoes are young, ranging from 8 year olds to 15 year old kids and they favor Rap music . Later on, his friend came along, LightWeapons. We have learned that they hate beggars BUT love Beginners. HeneHoes love to show off their fancy chairs and all go pantless. DayumX states, "All HeneHoes don't wear pants." But not only do they just sit around showing off their HeneHoeness, they flirt 24/7 as well . It's a game to them HeneHoes, especially because most of them are Bi.

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zesty4 06/11/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Excellent investigative report of the sociologies of our beloved game. How about one about merchants? If you can get them to say something besides (B>SCROLLS), I salute you.

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ApplesAreOkay 06/11/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Haha I should've been in one of these screenshot ;x

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sommaaurion + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] ZackIsPwn : In the first picture, 2 IGNS mix to make - WeBringYou, 0rgasmicTea [/quote] HAHAHA! Nice one ;D didnt notice that there

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Magicalsticks 06/11/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Don't forget, they WILL run away when you approach them on a mount, holding one emotion that is not f6.

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76freedom 06/11/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Lol go Ninja Girraffes! Yea I wanna do the merch next!

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sommaaurion 06/11/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Magicalsticks : Don't forget, they WILL run away when you approach them on a mount, holding one emotion that is not f6. [/quote] Oh yea! SO TRUE! Which reminds me of that time we followed our favorite HeneHoe on our mounts and F5ed at her all day! XD those were the days

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elscorcho9 06/11/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Meh. Kinda stupid because you have excessive nx.

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HawonAru 06/11/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I enjoyed reading it XD

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Slyxdexic 06/11/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

My god, it's worse than I imagined.

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xRommelx 06/11/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

wtf....why...

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tinkz + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Slyxdexic : My god, it's worse than I imagined. [/quote] I always thought they just sat there and sulk in their NX while being "AFK".

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sk47 06/11/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

DO a study on dmg hoars. really liked this one

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Odysseus 06/11/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I bookmarked this. OT: I knew a 10 year old hene-hoe who spent over 100 dollars on NX a month. She was my friend's (IRL) sister, and had married a 51 year old man on MS. After my friend Stan and I told her about her "hubby", she was forced to quit. (imagine her at school saying i married a 50 year old on MS!) Leaving over hundreds of dollars of NX to waste (multiple cosmetic surgeries, hair cuts, etc). Therefore, these people should realize how ridiculously stupid their actions are.

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MageTerra 06/11/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

In the second to last screenshot, i laughed for quite a while at, WeBringYou: You're 11 LightWeapons : He's 77 in dog years though

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bestpals10 06/11/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] sk47 : DO a study on dmg hoars. really liked this one [/quote] Yes do this or the dexless sin one =P

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