Re: the "Resistance" Classes

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thread starter IImaplers May 25 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This is my response/view to a picture ( http://spadow.wordpress.com/2010/05/25/kmst-v314-resistance/ ) linked from a previous thread of 2 alleged new classes. 1. The shadow on the right is either a pimp or a skinny Santa Claus who works as a pimp because of the hat, the pimp cane-looking cane, and that rounded beard (what else can it be other than a beard o.O?). I declare this the Pimps class. Who wouldn't want to have magical pimping powers? I mean I'd name some of the skills "Pimp Slap", "It's raining h*es -ultimate". And look carefully at the pimp's other hand. You can't tell what he's holding, but I'd bet my mcnuggets that it is a pimp cup. 2. The shadow of that thing on the left doesn't make any sense whatsoever. I mean I'd wager that it is probably http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs23/f/2007/314/4/f/ManBearPig_by_AndreeWallin.jpg ,with a crossbow. Who knows though. It could be Lindsay Lohan. Regardless, I declare this the new ManBearPig class. 3. Look carefully at the right shadow's foot. It has a spur on it. This can only mean that it is not only a pimp but a cowboy pimp from the 18th century sent into the future via his magical powers to pimp ladies in 2010 and beyond. This is friqqing unprecedented! 4. Look carefully at the left shadow's feet. You can notice that manbearpig is doing an irish jig. What does this tell us? This obviously means that manbearpig is Irish! --which of course means that it may have powers of a leprechaun. 5. Well amongst dispute with myself I was confused about whether or not the thing on the left is actually manbearpig. I mean, it could have a freakish new NX hairstyle which makes the thing's head so enormous. At this point, if Nexon were to announce "NEW! ManbearPig Hairstyle in CS@!@!" I wouldn't be surprised. But it looks like a man, it looks like a bear, it looks like a pig, so what else can it be? From these hypotheses, I conclude Nexon will release the Santa Cowboy Pimp and Irish XbowManbearpig classes! Can't wait

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DraygonMage 05/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I Lol'd and ManBearPig + Pimping skills. xD

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Aeon128 05/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ROFL nice

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2pervy4u 05/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Yo, I be pimping you mushrooms.... so weird eh? XDXDXDXDXDXD

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TrulySorry 05/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

That was my mom..-.-

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Geluberserk 05/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You are one of a kind.

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MidoriMagira 05/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] 2pervy4u : Yo, I be pimping you mushrooms.... so weird eh? XDXDXDXDXDXD [/quote] *has the inside joke* You truly are the Pervy sage, bro.

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Kalemora + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Battle Mage.... *drools* OT: I'd pay to be a pimp.

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JustKidded 05/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

oh wow so theres now gonna be str mages. good finding.

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salutorious 05/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

useless troll is useless... and not funny

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IImaplers 05/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] salutorious : useless troll is useless... and not funny [/quote] saying *something* *blank* is *something* is redundant.

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HawonAru 05/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I also thought the shadow on the right looked like a skinny Santa Clause! LOL

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ToughCookie 05/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The TS is a visionary man bear pig ftw

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ThisGuy 05/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Not really funny to me, but bump for the effort

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IImaplers 05/25/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] ThisGuy : Not really funny to me, but bump for the effort [/quote] thx good man

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