What if maple story were real life?

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thread starter mickjagars May 24 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

A friend of mine posted in BL chat asking is pokemon or maple story would be worse in real life. So i go to thinking, if maple story were real, what would happen? Here's some I thought of: -Serial killers would steal each other's victims -There would be giant megaphones in every city that blare asinine one liners every 5 minutes -Dying doesn't mean you die, you just age slower -5 year olds would graduate from college because their older friends would let them leech college credit -everyone would be homeless and wander around the streets -times square would turn into the henehoe hangout -people would get married just to fight stuff It's 3am so I can only think of lame ones, haha. What do you think?

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Chrisonmale + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

- People would not have noses, so no one would not notice if we fart O.o (freeking h3ll, i hate when i'm not sure how to write words -.-)

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Bengosha 05/24/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Everyone would be like WDF when i ride on meh piggey :D

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Vincinity 05/24/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

tiger smegas from the sky would appear and give earthquakes o-o

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hyperfire7 05/24/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

-High tech places such as Neo City and Aliens in in Omega Sector would amaze me.

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deerC 05/24/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Bengosha : Everyone would be like WDF when i ride on meh piggey :D [/quote] Not true. We would live life as we are now, It would be normal that we could never die.

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Samplekitty 05/24/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I would never use the restroom again.

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william22 05/24/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ppl will get gachapwned by lotteries theyd buy 35 lotteries and ask ppl on the street 'did i get lotterypwned'

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1m4g1n3 05/24/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

When I step on snails I'd get 10 cents and the pleasure of hearing a nice little crunch.

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william22 05/24/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

criminals would come up to u and say like 50 different stuff and ud dc hack and go unconcious

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dudemanlings 05/24/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Our parents would live in the sky and we could carry lots of items with no bags.

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xlet 05/24/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

We'd all be spending way too much money on pot and never eat healthy again.

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mickjagars 05/24/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] 1m4g1n3 : When I step on snails I'd get 10 cents and the pleasure of hearing a nice little crunch. [/quote] haha awww. I used to actually smash snails as a kid. ;x

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dudemanlings 05/24/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

We'd have no voices but instead big white text boxes with pictures. =D

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william22 05/24/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] xlet : We'd all be spending way too much money on pot and never eat healthy again. [/quote] haha good one but u can always eat stuffs like unagi or hotdogs or pizzas or other foods :p

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