My friends an idiot

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thread starter ShakeYouOff May 21 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

One day when we were walking down the hallway to our classroom, he told me a really stupid joke. It went like this: One night, a lady wearing a pink dressing gown was watching a pink TV whilst drinking pink coffee in a pink coffee cup. Suddenly someone knocked on her pink front door. She opened the pink door with the pink door handle. The guy at the door asked her, "Could I please crash at your place tonight" She agreed but only on one condition, he had to have a shower. So he did, washing himself in pink water with a pink washer and pink soap. After doing this he went to bed. The lady continued watching the pink TV whilst drinking pink coffee in a pink coffee cup. Once again, someone had knocked on her pink front door. She opened the pink door with the pink door handle. The guy at the door asked her, "Could I please crash at your place tonight" She agreed but only on one condition, he had to have a shower. So he did, washing himself in pink water with a pink washer and pink soap. After doing this he went to bed. She started watching the pink TV whilst drinking pink coffee in a pink coffee cup again when suddenly one more time, someone had knocked on her pink front door. She opened the pink door with the pink door handle. The guy at the door asked her, "Could I please crash at your place tonight" She agreed but only on one condition, he had to have a shower. So he did, washing himself in pink water with a pink washer and pink soap. He did this and then went to bed. When they woke up the next morning and when to the kitchen table to find the lady was wearing a pink shirt with pink trousers and pink shoes. She asked the three men, "What would you like for breakfast: pink Weetbix or pink Cornflakes" One of the men said, "Could I please have pink Weetbix?" "Sure" She replied. Another man said, "Could I please have pink Cornflakes" "Sure" She replied. Another one of the men said, "Could I please have pink Weetbix?" "Sure" She replied. The moral of the story is that 2 in 3 people like pink Weetbix. What do you think about this joke, Basil?

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Narcissus + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

honestly I think you're the idiot for typing this all up

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ShakeYouOff + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Narcissus : honestly I think you're the idiot for typing this all up [/quote] Don't worry. I've got time to waste.

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Home 05/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

someone summarize for me please.

begrma 05/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Home : someone summarize for me please. [/quote] Pink lady sleeps with 3 guys.

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LeggoMeyEggo 05/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Wait, I don't get it.

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dracox5234 05/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

If i didn't know you and you told me that joke id punch you in the face i'm not even kidding

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Flalalala 05/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] LeggoMeyEggo : Wait, I don't get it. [/quote] there is no point. It was the worst joke ever.

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ShakeYouOff + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Home : someone summarize for me please. [/quote] This lady gets 3 knocks on her door. It turns out to be homeless people. They ask if she could please take them in, she agrees. When they wake up the next morning, she asks them what cereal they want. 2 of the men say Weetbix and the other says Cornflakes. The moral of the story is that 2 in 3 people like Weetbix.

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IliekAranDx 05/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

ha...ha? Lamest/pointless joke I've ever heard.

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[quote] Flalalala : there is no point. It was the worst joke ever. [/quote] I'm sorry that you actually read the joke and that I wasted 20 minutes of your time.

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MesosPls 05/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Haha, i actually laughed.

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ThisIsPop 05/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Wow how'd you remember the joke completely if it was "one day" I just love how you lie. Anyways how's your friend an idiot for telling the joke? If he is an idiot for telling this joke, hence you're an idiot too. (and at your second post it's spelled [b]waste/b]) Good try anyways.

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ShakeYouOff + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] ThisIsPop : Wow how'd you remember the joke completely if it was "one day" I just love how you lie. Anyways how's your friend an idiot for telling the joke? If he is an idiot for telling this joke, hence you're an idiot too. (and at your second post it's spelled [b]waste/b]) Good try anyways. [/quote] 1. Thanks for the correction grammar Nazi... 2. It just how I started off the story. Don't get too paranoid about it. Btw flame shield activate.

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DrunkenD3mon 05/21/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I laughed at how lame the joke was. xD

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