This thread is a paradox

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thread starter luckywiz May 15 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Because it makes perfect sense. Write some amusing paradoxes.

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begrma 05/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Wax on, wax off. Mind=blown.

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Exius 05/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

The below statement is false. The above statement is true.

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Hoppesangan 05/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Unstoppable force vs immovable object. There's 3/4 of this thread.

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WallyTheWombat 05/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Pinocchio says, "My nose will now grow!"

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golatias 05/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

"go fish" without all the cards

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Cinos11 05/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

An adult male barber shaves all men who do not shave themselves, and no one else. Can he shave himself?

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Kevvl + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Exius : The below statement is false. The above statement is true. [/quote] Neither posts above or below yours were statements. [quote] WallyTheWombat : Pinocchio says, "My nose will now grow!" [/quote] It'd be a lie at the time when he said it, making it grow. The nose growing is most likely a psychological response much like a lie detector test, when his brain feels the sensation of a lie it causes his nose to grow. [quote] Hoppesangan : Unstoppable force vs immovable object. There's 3/4 of this thread. [/quote] The unstoppable force can go around without stopping, obviously. [quote] Cinos11 : An adult male barber shaves all men who do not shave themselves, and no one else. Can he shave himself? [/quote] Yes, but only once. :D

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Akitox3 05/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Same difference.

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darkspawn980 05/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] WallyTheWombat : Pinocchio says, "My nose will now grow!" [/quote] nice one. are you enclosed inside 4 walls, ar are those 4 walls enclosing everything from you?

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Cinos11 05/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I know that I know nothing at all

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Exius 05/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] Kevvl : Neither posts above or below yours were statements. [/quote] I wasn't talking about the posts above and/or below me, thankyou. I said "statement," not "post."

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yPOS1 05/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] darkspawn980 : nice one. are you enclosed inside 4 walls, ar are those 4 walls enclosing everything from you? [/quote] Is the glass half empty or half full?

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Cinos11 05/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

There are no absolutes

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darkspawn980 05/16/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] yPOS1 : Is the glass half empty or half full? [/quote] if you were inside out, would your exterior be called your innards? eeeeewww.

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