thread starter Scythenra May 15 2010
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| Guide to Being a Noob Starting Off as a Noob When you first open MapleStory you will be given the option to create a character, now do so and choose adventurer. Make sure your name is really noob, try adding numbers, i's before words and X's as borders to make you look like a complete noob. Don't forget to add something extremely annoying like a character from Naruto to make you look super awesome. Complete the tutorial and don't forget to show off your noobiness (things to say and do will be explained later in the guide). Make you avatar have a buzzcut and those huge bushy eyes everyone seems to like (they piss me off). Once you are off that son-of-a-noob island you can now advance your job. Choose Thief then you can later become an DEXless Assassin (and Assassin which refuses to add DEX) because everyone knows DEXless Sins are the noobiest characters in game. JUST ADD LUK! Noob Equipment As far as equipment goes you don't really need much. Mainly stick with the close you started off with and wear a Garnier or the Claw you got from the job instructor. When you are lvl 30 I suggest getting a Sauna Robe to keep with that nooby DEXless stereotype. For stars just use Subis or Icys. Acting Noob The way a noob speaks and communicates with others is the main trait of a noob. Here are some points on how to speak like a noob: -Never use grammar. -Try to mispell words. -Use numbers instead of letters. -Say how godly you are and how other players equipment sucks. -Add lots of "lol's" after sentences -If you want you may use capitals for your whole sentence to imply that you are shotuing. -Lots of exclamation marks! e.g u r n00b u it3m5 suk i is 1337 naruto wit icy lololololololol! Another annyoing trait of noobs is that they always ask more money, since you are reading this guide I guess you wanna know the right way for asking for cash. Use the noob langauge above when you are asking for money, repeat your sentence over and over again till they give you mesos. e.g M3Z4RZ PL0X! (this will be repeated as I explained). If you want to get seriously annoying you can keep saying "PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ!" over and over again just to annoy the heck out of them even more. This guide is not meant to be serious of offensive to others, this is entirely a joke thread. More will be added later. |
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