The Perks of being a male.

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thread starter Rawky May 09 2010 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000, Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. You spend no time doing makeup. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about Guns & tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

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Narcissus 05/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I love how I really only do like a tenth of these things

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OhMahGod 05/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

Agreed. Tho I'll admit shaving down there every once in a while ain't a bad idea.

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Mang 05/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I can pee standing up.

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ddvessel 05/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

what if you have an ugly last name

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DeleTeh 05/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

This is one lame Facebook list. Talk about making men look one-dimensional.

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imearth 05/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

What the the cons?

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Ramunesun 05/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

You can open all your own jars. lolwat

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TheMonster 05/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

someone go make pros of female and cons of male

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LimusocoBobo 05/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] imearth : What the the cons? [/quote] There's cons to being a man?

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NineCrimes 05/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

I think that the title should be perqs, not pros.

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greenbandit 05/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

you lie ^

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Rawky 05/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] NineCrimes : I think that the title should be perqs, not pros. [/quote] Yes, I should as well. If only I had to power to change it..

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iFrancisco 05/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] LimusocoBobo : There's cons to being a man? [/quote] Testicular cancer. It is safe to say that women don't get it, lmfao.

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Rawky 05/09/10 + PM | QUOTE | PERMALINK | REPORT

[quote] iFrancisco : Testicular cancer. It is safe to say that women don't get it, lmfao. [/quote] They get ovary cancer, so it's pretty much even.

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